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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That’s easy for YOU to say, you loquacious tri-linguist.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Well excuse me, but last time I checked there’s no law that says a grown man can’t go alone to Minions on ice.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  3. Break out the depends, I’m going on a cleanse!

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  4. Hey girl, is that a puddle on the floor or are you just horny to see me ?

    By ClaudeDePussi,
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  5. T. Ennis Fisk the iniquitous polygamist failed to resist his cryptic misstress' libidinous kisses and mistakenly whisked his catfishing sis into incestuous marital bliss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. If I’ve said it once, now I’ve said it three times.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Top of the mornin’ to ya! Just poppin’ some corn’ta chew up, while watchin’ some porn’ta screw’ta! Pop some corn, cop some porn. Today the Bang Bang comes before the comedy.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  8. One for the bean, two for the peen, and six to itch the stitch

    By Chuck Buttons,   
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  9. Joker in the streets, roker in the sheets

    By mariehorselamp,
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  10. If you think our Armies are strong you should see my Leggies.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. Your Ass Is Grass This Sunday At Mass: A Genital Reunion During Holy Communion

    By RubixPube,
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  12. If life gives you lemonade, reverse-engineer it into lemons and apply for a MacArthur Genius Grant.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Let’s get stupid!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Used to soft, now it's hard.

    By Pratterino,
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  15. I got blisters on me fingie-rinos!!

    By Pratterino,
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  16. Doctor! Take a look at that bad... ass

    By Pratterino,
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  17. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. After all, it’s my favorite pronoun.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. I pooped my diapey. Baby need a change-y.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Fingie finger, toe-y toe. Never suck when you can blow.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. I’ll Swiss Roll your Cupcake if you Ho Ho my Ding Dong.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. You can't Bjorn all day if you don't Fjorn in the mjorning

    By Befus,
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  22. Two bees or not two bees... either way this apiary is off to a slow start.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. Notice: this podcast uses cookies to lure in unsuspecting characters through our trademark Open Door Policy™. Click okay to accept.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. If life gives you rubbery yellow spheres, either make lemonade or play tennis, depending on whether they’re fuzzy or not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Your mother was a hamster, and your father was also a hamster. Now get the hell away from my castle before I let the cat out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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