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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why cant i just go around the world and slap donkeys?

    By Androidjward,
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    • 185 views

  2. Eating cookies reminds me of fucking your grandma.

    By Androidjward,
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    • 219 views

  3. The snowy mountaintop of my dreams is a man's flat butt seeded and sprouted with white fur grass.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  4. I would like to join the government. Maybe as a diplomat or a nice, perky clerk. Or a ghost that haunts the President's daughters. Yeah, that's the job for me.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 242 views

  5. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... Chips.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 265 views

  6. I dreamed a dream that love would die, and then I had tons of free time.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 239 views

  7. Is the Half-blood Prince that hemophiliac boy that hung out with Rasputin? What ever happened to him?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. Tickles are free? I had no idea. Someone tell my subordinates that their Christmas bonuses are canceled this year.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 209 views

  9. What rough beast is this slouching toward Batman didn’t kill himself?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 250 views

  10. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you should reevaluate your choice of protective eyewear

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  11. Your mom sells suckshells by the cockshore

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 284 views

  12. Peeping Tom's are my favorite hipster shoe.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 248 views

  13. My genetic test came back and I'm 5% Neanderthal, which is better than the results I got last year.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 261 views

  14. Penny-flavored toothpaste is THE solution for all the osaphobics out there.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 293 views

  15. In layman’s terms, Mr. Smith, you’ve blown an o-ring.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 241 views

  16. When you’re screwin’ ‘gainst the wall and forget about withdrawal: pregnancy-a…pregnancy-a.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. When you’re feelin’ down to party but your ovulation’s hearty: pregnancy-a…pregnancy-a.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 237 views

  18. The professional conference was great, overall. I enjoyed how drunk I got. Didn't enjoy the person I took back to my hotel room though.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 215 views

  19. These pretzels are making me th-HER-story!

    By The Shit Man,
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  20. The penis is mightier than the sword, but boy can a vagina take a some shit.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 286 views

  21. Goofy Slipped Minnie a Mickey, but that still didn't make her want to Donald Duck.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. Take some shrooms and go to IKEA. You'll be singing Mamma Mia!

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  23. I love a pear-shaped bottle of pear juice, but for my fellas, bodies gotta be shaped like a weird carrot.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 218 views

  24. A horse walks into a boar and says, "This forest is very crowded."

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 279 views

  25. When life takes your bubblegum, kick some ass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 225 views
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