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1. Sloppy seconds?! Sign me up!

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2. When you’re nose-to-hose your clothes are in it.

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3. I went down to Arkansas to eat a Paw-Paw but all I did ended up doing was yanking on a razorback's Ta's Ta's.

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4. “Night Court” took risks / they didn’t care about canon / because you know who’s from space? / Bull *fucking* Shannon

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5. Fake it till you Fuck it, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

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6. When a big pizza pie hits your eye like the moon, that’s dyslexia

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7. Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory

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8. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a Gaping Cornhole policy 

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9. As far as I'm concerned, caves are just glory holes for God's dick.

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10. „The suspense is killing me!“, said the man wearing electrified suspenders.

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11. Roses are red, / Violets are blue, / Sugar is sweet, / And you have diabetes.

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12. Pee-Pants Patterson? Mark me down for bladder surgery.

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13. Sleep away camp, but I’m a champ, no idea why my pants are damp.

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14. As your new sexy teen Scrooge, I promise to always be young, dumb, and full of humbug.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, January 16, 2020
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15. It takes two to tango, but three drinks to suppress a memory of walking in on my parents’ naked dance night.

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16. Did dinosaurs menstruate? I hope so.

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17. I, Me, The Welcome king, is welcoming you to this thing.

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18. My butt's a nut

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19. Smiles are when your mouth remembers a dream

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20. In college, I thought I got ghosted by a dinosaur after a one-night stand. Turns out, it was just extinct.

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21. In college, I sexually experimented with dinosaurs. Then I took a history class and found out that dinosaurs went extinct billions of years ago. So who or what was I having sex with?

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22. Floss. Toss. Then gargle with the sauce.

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23. When you’re nose-to-Bose your tympanic membrane’s burst.

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24. I took a wet wrestling test at the pretzel festival; did my best, but was bested by a pest receptacle.

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25. Alpha-dogs for my a-holes and beta-blockers for my b-holes

    By BloatedFartingScumBag, January 16, 2020
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