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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Slip your Robert Downey Jr blanket inside my Ava Duvernay cover

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. The Doctor was a woman, the Nurse was a man, but unfortunately for the patient, the Surgeon was a child.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 209 views

  3. Find me in the shower, find me in the shed. I'm resting here in power, I'm wishing I were dead.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 226 views

  4. Man this economy's really tanked. I'm just glad I have plans tonight.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 206 views

  5. Please don't tell the cats how many nipples I REALLY have.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 222 views

  6. Dat'sa lotta Machete'!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  7. If I had one anus for all the anus-i I never had, and the train leaves Pimpleton station to Gillwinkle in 5 min and you don't have a ticket, I'd still only have one anus.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  8. HEY LORD! SUCK IT!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  9. It takes two to tango, three to commit adultery, and a village to raise a child, but only you can prevent forest fires so naturally we're all a little worried.

    By Paul F. Blumpkins,   
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    • 287 views

  10. Boner Jenga anyone?

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 284 views

  11. There are so many reasons to submit catchphrases, but I never cared about any of them until I heard Scott Aukerman choose this catchphrase.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 237 views

  12. There are many reasons to hide in my bathroom, but I never cared about any of them until I discovered that I could put my portable shower head down my pants.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 252 views

  13. I let out an obtuse chuckle after a loose suckle of your moose knuckle.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  14. Hey Mom, I didn’t know you liked Star Wars! I found your vibrating light saber in your sock drawer!

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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    • 346 views

  15. Soul Sucking Sole Sucking and Other Reasons Why I Stopped Being a Foot Fetishist

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 258 views

  16. Seems like the Chipmunks are headed down a dark path with their new movie "Separate but Squeakquel"

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 284 views

  17. This man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 228 views

  18. I've hidden the beef out of spite.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 263 views

  19. I baked you a brownie. No, the other kind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Is that eggplant parmesan or are you just happy to see me?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 250 views

  21. My momma always told me I gotta protect my heart from greedy heart surgeons.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 239 views

  22. Callendar's are to Marie as Juniors are to Carl, But Pot Pies Lose to Fries in this Fast Food Brawl.

    By The Four of us Have Boners,
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  23. Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's time for a podcast! And let's just say, certainly, that AMERICA will be listening...

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 201 views

  24. Can't wipe nice when yer poopin' live mice.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 250 views

  25. Give me a moment, I’ll just be a minute minute

    By TapeJPark,
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    • 171 views
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