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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stay home. Stay safe. Stay sexy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s psilocybin.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A. D. O. L. F.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 220 views

  4. Those silly sippers. Licking lips and killing livers.

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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  5. That’s my shit right there. That’s my piss right there.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. A pirate who doesn’t believe what he sees has fuck me eyes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the Lit’l Smoky in my mouth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Look at Well go! And look at

    By booty_too_big_for_that_bucket,
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  9. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I, I wondered if two roads diverging meant there were two choices, or four? And that made my head hurt, so I, I chose the road I had already traveled, and went home.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. I got a letter from Chuck D, the other day

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  11. April Showers bring May Flowers, but Mayflowers bring June-ocide.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  12. I don't always smell pinecones, but when I do, sometimes I do it occasionally

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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  13. Jack Sprat could eat no fat chicks

    By Brendan Hogan's Pastamania!,
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  14. Do a dad a favor, let him taste your flavor

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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  15. This just in, hot off the presses, PFT Commenter and Paul F. Tompkins are doing a winner take all charity mudwrestling event. The loser has to cease using those initials, must be the other's unpaid intern for life and most donate 10 grand to the winner's

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  16. Just want to report that Martin Sheffield Lickly's new song, I'm Cool With Your Covid If You're Cool With Me, was recorded live for the Fox Iheart Radio concert last night but

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  17. At night, when I lay my head down to sleep, I look up at my ceiling fan, and think, Goddamn I am Scott Aukerman.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  18. I’m never gonna pants again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Stinky is the turtle head that wears the brown crown.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. I’ll have the cream of toe soup, the gray pudding with warm onion sock, and a side of hair nuts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Double, double, toil and trouble; triple, triple, my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. This has been a test of the emergency cod-blast system; had this been a real emergency, you would have been pummelled with actual fish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 224 views

  23. Catch This Phrase

    By Tumescent Stepdad,
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  24. Legend says, he once ate a whole can of pickled beets. Just for snoring too loud.

    By Lucille Balls,
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  25. What started as a vasectomy debate has now turned into a full on jism schism.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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