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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sure, when I sneak into homes and watch children sleep, it's creepy. But when a nine foot clown does it to me for 30 years it's "hilarious"? Thx Obama

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Our love was a lie. It was wet spaghetti the whole time. High five! Oh, I forgot you were just a dolphin. Man this life raft smells like dead dolphin

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. My house, my rules Susan. The day you host Thanksgiving dinner, you can do things your way. So like I said before, tits or get the fuck out.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. I bring terrible news about friendly little Casper.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Like Jesus said, it ain't a funeral until someone gets punched in the face. Now dry those tears and brace yourself, cuz I'm looking at you gamgam.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. You shoot some pool, you crack some billiards, you slap up some croquet. Let's splay balls, to the vice-principal's office!

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you do succeed, go fuck yourself, NERD.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Excuse me, Miss Starbucks Employee, but you've filled my cup with spit! Now, don't get me wrong, I like spit, but I wanted tears!

    By Poopturd McSplooge,
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  9. I swear to God, if this keeps up I will submerge my head in Jello until Leave it to Beaver is rebooted!

    By Poopturd McSplooge,
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  10. Bill Nye the Science Guy is not a real scientist, but I can assure you he's all man.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. First I was afraid, but then I was hungry. I will survive, thanks to cannibalism.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. In a live show, everyone can hear you scream.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Sweet loads of butter and cream, I have diabetes!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. The Phantom Menace really annoyed The Phantom Mr. Wilson.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. My wife, the bare naked ladies and a nonman walk into the Chinese theatre. The cantana theme is playing and I'm still not biting

    By Bigsmak,
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  16. I saw your bourgeois grandpa gnaw coleslaw & a bear claw in Warsaw.

    By EricWeaver,
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  17. Back when I was an autistic boy dreaming up whole worlds of doctors and detectives I genuinely believed the hospital was called Street Elsewhere.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. "Hey Ginny, I caught you this beautiful snitch cause you ain't no basic bitch" - The boy who lived 1996

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. *gong* ni ni ni ni nah nah nuh nuh naaaaah

    By EricWeaver,
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  20. Doppler radar shows Ted Koppel's gangbanger doppelganger playing Topple in an airplane hangar.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. God is good, God is great, sure. But have you tried Taco Bell's new Burrito Bowl? It's the real deal.

    By foamyandgreen,
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  22. Concerning Clarence's condition: careless cartwheeling caused a calamitous crash at the cattle crossing, crushing his clavicle and catapulting him int

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. It was the best of corn, it was the worst of corn. And believe you me, that worst corn was very nasty.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Doritos, light of my life, fire of my loins. Bring thy corny goodness hither, and linger awhile.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I'm not doctor, but I'll take a look.

    By Dogonit,   
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