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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Most car accidents occur in less than three feet of water.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 418 views

  2. Monkey pee, monkey poo.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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    • 533 views

  3. Do you kiss your mother with that dick?

    By AlexSalcido,
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  4. Hello, darkness, my old friend...

    By AlexSalcido,
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  5. We sail the ocean blue, our saucy ship drizzled in shrimpy sauce to placate the palate of the food critic Kraken

    By bale_of_hail,
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  6. Parsley, Surge, Gross Berries makes wine, wine, wine spottieottie

    By bale_of_hail,
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  7. On second thought, do cup the balls

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  8. Boy the way Glenn Miller played songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us we had it made...also, I'm gay.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  9. Somebody, stop! ...me?

    By tonybelmario,
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  10. Anal beads made of acorns? Now that's an eco-friendly buttsex trend I can get BEHIND!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 386 views

  11. I'm pulling my fool down. I'm done crossing my l's.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 353 views

  12. There's always a bigger fish, unless you are the biggest fish, in which case there are only smaller fish.

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 449 views

  13. No need to salute, "Colonel Mustard" is an honorary title.

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 474 views

  14. If I had a nickle for every time I watched a homeless person jerking off in a subway at 8pm on March 17th 2016, I have two nickels.

    By DylanKrieger,
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    • 391 views

  15. I eat a lot of placenta.

    By DylanKrieger,
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  16. I'm pretending to be a dog now. I'm in character. Woof woof.

    By KellyMiller-Schreiner,
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  17. I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all, except for one. To my eternal regret, I never got to rock my Granny's face before she passed.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 354 views

  18. Neil Young is still searching for a heart of gold, and he'll keep cutting hookers open until he finds one.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 300 views

  19. Hugh Laurie just collapsed on the pier! Is there a boathouse dock tour doctor for Dr. House in the house?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  20. We the Sheeple of the Benighted Fakes, in Horror do worm a more purplish Bunion.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 338 views

  21. All of your fragile Facebook friends love the Fast and the Furious, so drive slow.

    By JoshuaLampley,
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  22. Nurse, I don't feel so good. I think someone chopped my hands off.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 310 views

  23. Rock, paper, scissors, add some glue and popsicle sticks and we've got a crafting to do.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 359 views

  24. She's so mean she sued me over sushi.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 384 views

  25. I swear on my mother's grave that I swore on her grave.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 518 views
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