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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some people love Batman, some people love Spider-Man but everybody loves Michael Mann. You can catch his new film Miami Vice 2, in theaters this Friday

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. Some people say "never say never." The jokes on them, they just said "never" twice.

    By Heynong Man,
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  3. Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man’s made out of muscle an’ blood—muscle an’ blood an’ skin an’ boners, a mind that’s a-weak an’ a dad that’s a stoner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Some people say Elvis never died. I say he...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  5. Some people say I'm out of touch. I like to think of my self as a double amputee.

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  6. Some people say I'm the life of the party, others point out I pissed on the dog.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  7. Some people say I’m a Dreamer. While other, more intelligent people, say I’m a “Narcoleptic”.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  8. Some people say I’m quite the bigwig! But not too big of a wig, just down to my shoulders.

    By DJ Radioknobs,
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  9. Some people say Shakespeare was really a woman, but even if that were true, I still prefer pornography.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Some people use the TV as a babysitter, but I just use it to watch babysitter porn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Some phrases are best left uncaught

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Some poop is green. Some poop is brown. My father died from a heart attack while viewing the Broadway musical “Motown.”

    By tubabooba,
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  13. Some pray for love, some pray for peace, some others just store nuts in their cheeks. I'm talking to you squirrels, stop being so selfish.

    By Roobstickles,
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  14. Some random dude just came up and punched me in my Vonnegut. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Some Richard Kind of Mr. Wonderful

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  16. Some Rum, Your Thumb, My Bum: Panama!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  17. Some say "live every day like your last", but I say live everyday like it’s 420, am I right officer.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  18. Some say crochet, others say crotch-it. You made a new scarf, but I made a new pocket.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  19. Some say ducks rule, some say ducks suck. The only thing I know is that my son is possessed by a Duck Demon named Quackstopheles so can you please finish this exorcism aleady!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Some say goodbye, but I say shalom!

    By Frymanslim,
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  21. Some say he died of a broken heart, but I say it was the hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Some say I killed that man in cold blood. By "some" I mean all and by "man" I mean dance, so why don't you pump up the jams mister disc jockey.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  23. Some say it's a sign of the times but I just call it a clock

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  24. Some say love it is a river I say hey dummy you're comparing emotions to geography no wonder you don't get any.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Some say love/it is a river/that drowns a bag of puppies, devours their cold dead bodies, shits them out, and force feeds them to your whore mother

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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