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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Taste the pain-ho

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Taste the rainbow. Go on, taste it. You know you want to. It's okay, no one's looking. Taste it! Yeah, like that. Taste it real good.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  3. Taste what I did to my skin for you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Tasteful paintings usually don't involve toilets, but I do love Elvis!

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Tastes better than waffle shaped stake through the heart of my ear sounds.

    By gastrognome,
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  6. Tastes like basement.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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  7. Tasting tasteful paints makes for some flavorful taints!

    By Depressed Fairy Nightmare Boy,
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  8. Tater Tots are so delicious that Tater Adults are virtually nonexistent

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Taters and cheese, just do as you please!

    By LukeGilbert,
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  10. Taught my boys that any animal could be a stuffed animal... s’long as ya stuffed it with your dong all the evenin’ long.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Tauntaun blues: everybody guts one

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Taylor Swift is just a tailor from Taylor, Michigan who has tailored her life to best serve the dark lord Cthulhu.

    By PhiladelphiaCollins,
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  13. Taze me once, shame on me. Taze me twice, lose all muscle control, pee my pants and convulse violently

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. tbh #mcm af

    By pokey_valentine,
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  15. Tea and crumpets, pump it little strumpet; find Jenny in the corn then I Forrest Gump it

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Teach a man how to hammer, he'll build you a house. Teach a serial killer how to hammer you're probably not bright.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. Teach a man how to use a fishing rod, feed him for a lifetime, teach a man how to use phishing on Rod Stewart, he'll be able to afford something besides fish!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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  18. Teach a man to be a woman, love for one night. Teach a man to be a wife, you best watch your friends.

    By Gott Lotsamen,
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  19. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime, teach a man to fish around in your underwear and he might jack you off.

    By pukebreath,
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  20. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to itch and that rash will spread!

    By DorkyButCool,
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  21. Teach a man to fish and he'll fish for a day...

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  22. Teach a man to fish and he'll steal all the god-damned Cod right out from under your nose. Try to enjoy your Lenten feast then, asshole!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Teach a man to fish and you may be entitled to compensation for providing fishing lessons

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Teach a man to fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to be a fish and watch him swim away.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  25. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Turn a man into a fish, he'll eat himself for a lifetime. The fishing laws in Nantucket are very specific.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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