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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Thanks to Teen Mom, MTV is not just for empty V's anymore.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 484 views

  2. Thanks to testicular cancer, I now say "Diz nut!"

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 175 views

  3. Thanks to the miracle of modern modems this totem scrotum is all she wrote, Mmm.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 438 views

  4. Thanks to the new health & safety regulations joking around can no longer mean coking around during office hours. Thanks for understanding coke heads.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 404 views

  5. Thanks to the Shampoodler for that wonderful catchphrase! The Shampoodler is back!

    By SydMulholland,
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    • 505 views

  6. Thanks to this new trend of biting coins, I’ve now had to get dentures at the ripe age of 27.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 437 views

  7. Thanks Tom Hanks for Frank's dank tank spanks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  8. Thanks Veggie Reggie, what a sweet treat you are. Sweet candy treat. Yum.

    By lguidotti,
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  9. Thanks you for downloading Comedy Bang Bang, I’m your host Scott Aukerman. I want to thank our sponsors today- The Coca-Cola Company. Remember when

    By demonbox,
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    • 1369 views

  10. Thanks, but I don't think that's what they meant by a Golden Anniversary Present. Can you hand me a towel?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 341 views

  11. Thanks, but my clarinet teacher already taught me everything I need to know about fingering

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 298 views

  12. Thanks, guys! My corn-themed surprise party was quite the success—especially the part where I punched Santa in the beard and killed Ho Ho.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 310 views

  13. Thanks, Huey Lewis and the FAKE NEWS! Worst. tribute band. ever.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 501 views

  14. thanks, obama

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 321 views

  15. Thanks, Obama. I love you.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 379 views

  16. Thanksgiving is a speed bump to Christmas, but I'll bump speed at Thanksgiving to get through spending time with my family.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 250 views

  17. Thanksgiving, Scmanksgiving, Spanksgiving oooh la la

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 239 views

  18. Thanos was right

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. That "you had one job" line won't work on me. If one willfully ignores his or her task, how can you say there was failure? I call that avoidance!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 407 views

  20. That ain't no way treat Wayne Brady

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 379 views

  21. That ain't your calendar, it's Mayan

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 153 views

  22. That anagram was almost wordplay, but there's only one "A" in "Team", Murdock.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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    • 352 views

  23. That Angry Goose Has Quite The Caboose!

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 243 views

  24. That anti-pope made me say 'uncle'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 321 views

  25. That Arliss is so wild.

    By Tyler (super cool accountant),
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    • 321 views
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