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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When God made you, he pooped out something really special

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. When God was giving out Brains, you thought he said Tumors, I'm sorry son, you have Cancer.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. When going out to find yourself remember to bring a fresh pair of undies.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. When good stuff happens to other people, I'm like a comic book marmelade

    By SourRaisins,
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  5. When grabbing life by the horns, it can be useful to make sure you know where it's hooves are.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. When Grandma died, we flushed her down the toilet. To clarify, "Grandma" was the name of our goldfish

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. When grandpa died and left me his concrete dildo, I took it pretty hard.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. When Grandpa says "No more mayonnaise!", put on your nicest pant suit.

    By CasperBlaze,   
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  9. When Guinness World Record holder Michel Lotito...

    By Captain Comment,
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  10. When Harry Krishna met Sally Krishna it was no laughing matar. Quite the opposite in-fact.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. when harry meticulously stalked, isolated, approched, subdued, bound, tortured then murdered sally only gods 6th holiest law was broken.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. When he said he was a gentle giant he meant as a lover, that guy will rip your head off in a fight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. When he sat in my Cheerios, I Edward James almost turned to a life of piracy on the high cheese.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  14. When he was a kid, Gus Petty thought the world's most popular pasta dish was named after him

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. When he's your friend, he's Jon Hamm. But if you cross him, you'll answer to Gianni Prosciutto.

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  16. When her butt gets moist, add your flavor of choice, I like ginger.

    By Garnished_Butt_Gravy,   
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  17. When high school ratings are low, the lunch ladies serve the meatless penis patties slow.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. When hiring hipsters, be sure to factor in the cost of onbearding

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. When hot log hits your eye like le tarte aux odures, that’s a-merde

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. When I acted on that Craigslist ad for "Cheap Beef Curtains", I was really hoping for meaty window treatments. Alas, twas not to be.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. When I asked my waiter for Swiss chard, I honestly didn't expect the incineration the Consulate General of Switzerland.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. When I asked the party planners what flavours Donkey Punch came in, they left immediately.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. When I asked you about the Louisiana Purchase, I didn’t mean the hooker you paid for in New Orleans.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. when i be reading catchphrases i be like:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. When I became a man I put away my childish things but when I became a werewolf I destroyed my entire apartment, so now I’m just like “whatever”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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