CaptPukeFish
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And those times when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, I was doing upside down jumping jacks ten feet in the air. It was fuckin awesome. I’m fucking Jesus bro. How could you forget that shit? It’s cool. We were both fucked up.
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It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to. And you’ll cry if I say so. One person must always be crying. Real tears. It will be weird and sad, and if you’re hearing these words, all of the doors are now locked from the outside. The sadness begins in 3...2..
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And those times on the beach, when you only had one in the stink, the dice man was carrying youuuu ahhh goooosh.
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Goodbye yellow brick road. Hello golden river to brown town.
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I am not afraid of any ghosts or correcting someone’s grammar to their stupid face.
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It was Mrs Peacock in the dining room with a candlestick, but what’s all this now about a murder?
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Splish splash, I was actually jerking off into the sink.
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May I get one for Pretty in Pink, and two for Shitty in Stink.
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Turn on your fart light, in the middle of an old man’s rim job.
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A man. A plan. A canal. And that mans name? Panama Dan AKA Canal Joe AKA the Sand Panda.
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Everybody always tells me “dress for the job you want”, but nobody ever says “Smeff por ba clob poo smaunt.”
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If these walls could talk, am I right? Unfortunately they can only eat, breath, and take shits, so the institute is canceling your funding.
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Before we begin, does anyone here have a “deez nutz” allergy?
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t bring it to orgasm.
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Remember, when you point your finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at you, and one in the stink.
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It’s number one in our hearts, and it’s number two soaked in farts.
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He was a real lunch pail guy, ya know? Just went to work late, left work early, and really couldn’t build a lunch pail for shit. Honestly, I’m kinda glad he’s dead.
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Don’t be fooled by the chicken pox on my cock. I’m still, I’m still Scotty fuckin Auk.
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My favorite One Direction album would have to be the “North” soundtrack.
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And the award, for this episodes catchphrase goes to...no...no fucking way...can I say fuck? I don’t care holy fuck you did it baby! Captain Pukefish for “meta-award announcement catchphrase”!!! This is captain pukefish’s first catchphrase of the show.
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It’s all part of God’s plan until he gets punched in the mouth.
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My boyfriends back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Not because he’s back, and this is always difficult for a doctor to have to tell someone but, you have terminal diarrhea. Oh there’s my boyfriend! Hi babeeeeee!
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Skidamarinky dinky dink, guess how I made my pinky stink.
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