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From “smell my finger” to “pull my finger”: the crassness of finger based humor.
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I think I’m going to hit the sack, said the dominatrix.
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Did you know the game “duck duck goose” was originally called “ice ice baby”, but was changed when the song came out.
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If you think you’ve been waiting a long time for the second cumming of Christ just talk to Jesus’s wife, she hasn’t gotten laid in 2000 years.
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I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money.
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Give me some bacon and make it out of a fucking plant or I’ll find your family.
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I tried to follow my dreams but they got a restraining order against me.
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I do have an imaginary friend but unfortunately he's social distancing right now.
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Better a Charlie Cough Man than a Charlie Horse Man.
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Cream always rises, shit always sinks and creamy shit is right there in the middle.
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He was hung like a horse which is impressive because that's not an easy way to kill a horse.
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It's important to remember that for people with allergies, every month is "No-nut November".
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Please, spit into my cuspidor so that your mouth might not be filled tobacky.
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I liked Zootopia but I preferred Zoot-topia that movie about the society of people that all wore zoot suits.
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Obviously the rooster came first or how else would we have the egg.
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There's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is!
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You get butter from a female cow and nutter butter from a male cow.
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You look so good I could eat you, metaphorically of course. Then afterwards I’d metaphorically shit you out and take a shower.
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The irony of the phrase “online pornography” is if you google “online pornography” you won’t find any online pornography.
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If they'd actually met a deaf leopard they wouldn't have named their band that. There's nothing funny about that, those leopards have hard lives.
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