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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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God removed Adam’s McRib so he could suck his own McDick.
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If you ask me, the summer is the worst time to 69.
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Sometimes I get so scared that people will stop tweeting, then I open twitter and a great sense of relief washes over me.
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Let's just say shadows cast upon a wall aren't the only thing that have been in Plato's cave recently.
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Only 90's kids will get this; remember how crazy birth canals were during the Clinton presidency?
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If this and that were those and they then things would be quite different today.
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In the land of milk and honey, roving gangs of bees hunt cows for sport, wantonly slaughtering any that cross their path.Â
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There’s nothing more exciting than a mailman with a huge package.
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Gad-Zouks! I’m glad Jason got married but he could do better!
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I never walked in on my parents having sex, those sneaky bastards foiled my every attempt.
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They call me the gingerbread man because my family only remembers I exist at Christmas.
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I’m trying to work but I’ve got all these cocks in my mouth. I sure wish someone would come here and knock them out for me.
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If penis enlargement pills actually worked, would the world be a better or worse place?
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We took 10 of America’s hottest singles, loaded them onto a spaceship and flew it into the sun.
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I do have an imaginary friend but unfortunately he's social distancing right now.
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I'm aging like milk, but like an almond milk, so slightly better than regular milk.
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Based on what I've seen it doesn't seem like it's that hard to get a black belt.
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I'm not expecting much out of life, just for all of my dreams to come true and my life to be perfect. As long as that happens I'll be happy.
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A wine expert is referred to as “a sommelier” while a vodka expert is called “an alcoholic”.
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I’m still years away but I can feel a hell of a mid-life crisis brewin’ inside me.
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