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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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They call me the buttler because I steal people’s butts.
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Trying to figure out whether or not I’m a sexpot.
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A sweater is better when the weather is wetter, but also it will make them titties looks great.
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Don't let the son go down on me, I'd prefer if the father did it.
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If you think sodomy is taboo wait till I gomorrize you.
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Remember that time Kevin Spacey committed a sexual assault on a minor and then put out a video in character implying that we liked him too much to care? That was fuckin’ crazy.
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Call me Liam Neeson's daughter because I am taken.
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We took 10 of America’s hottest singles, loaded them onto a spaceship and flew it into the sun.
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What’s the point of jumping up if you’re just going to get down?
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Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name and they’re always glad you came #friendly orgy
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Seems like the Chipmunks are headed down a dark path with their new movie "Separate but Squeakquel"
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A staccato note is a short but impactful sound; a sort of musical chode, if you will.
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What most people don't know is that Jim Croce was hopelessly addicted to plane crashes.
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They call me Gillette because men drag my head across their balls.
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Beggars can't be choosers, preggers can't be boozers and neggers all are losers.
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When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary cums on me. Â Thanks a lot Mother Mary now I've got cum on me.
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That man did nothing wrong. He tried to do nothing and he did it wrong.
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By day I’m the mild mannered graffiti artist, Banksy, but by night I’m vigilante street pervert, Spanksy.
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I love Anonymous sex but the Guy Fawkes masks do make it hard to kiss.
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I got a couture butcher to nurture my suture, it was torture for sure since the butcher was a moocher.
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