BloatedFartingScumBag
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Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer
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Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer -
When your eye hits the moon as you trip out the lun-ar module: that's the water in your blood being vaporized by the vacuum of space.
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COVID-Y BUMP BUMP II: VACCINATED & LOVING IT! -
They hated him 'cause he told the truth: "Abe Lincoln was thiccer than John Wilkes Booth."
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They hated him 'cause he told the truth: "Abe Lincoln was thiccer than John Wilkes Booth." -
If I insult you with my lack of social graces, would you hold it against me?
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If I insult you with my lack of social graces, would you hold it against me? -
Well now I'm in jail for stalking a celeb and I can't get a hold of my second-cousin Jeb... Bush, that is. Texas teabagger.
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Extry! Extry! Letter A swapped for Y in word "Extra"!
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Reyd yll ybout it! -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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I straight up hate it and think it's edgy 12 year-old-level of humor that hurts people and benefits no one but racists. -
A Very Merry Un-birthday...to SHOE?!
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More like 'Wild Salsa', amirite -
Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut!
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A Very Merry Un-birthday...to SHOE?! -
Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat.
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Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut! -
I'm superintendent of an over-worked rural school district and boy are my marms tired.
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Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat. -
Comb through my foliage and I'll plunder your undercarriage.
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They just don't make sperms like they used ta! -
Lend me some gum and I'll glimpse ya my bum. Clean all my teeth and I'll give you my sheath.
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Thanks to, ugh, "Bloated Farting Scumbag" for that wonderful catchphrase submission. Don't think it's gonna stick. -
Extra sauce 'cause I'm the boss. Fresh fruit instead of fries because I'm watching my cholesterol.
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COVID-y Bump! Bump! -
"You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.
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"You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.