Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly
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The porgs on my porg farm stopped reproducing because they can’t stop fucking my Furby collection.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The porgs on my porg farm stopped reproducing because they can’t stop fucking my Furby collection. -
Our administrative office better sign up for a secure shredding service because Janet just bought an electric guitar brooch for her cardigan.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Our administrative office better sign up for a secure shredding service because Janet just bought an electric guitar brooch for her cardigan. -
In the mood for cheap meat, but we're all out of bologna and I was castrated in a farming accident.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
In the mood for cheap meat, but we're all out of bologna and I was castrated in a farming accident. -
My eating habits have been described as pornographic. Please hire me.
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My eating habits have been described as pornographic. Please hire me. -
Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly replied to Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Nice one! CBB bump! -
When I say use me like a moving van, dear, I’m saying wrap some meth in a carpet square, shove it up my ass and let’s make for Canada.
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When I say use me like a moving van, dear, I’m saying wrap some meth in a carpet square, shove it up my ass and let’s make for Canada. -
We lack genitalia, Ken. No matter what we do, we will never be able to piss on one another.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
We lack genitalia, Ken. No matter what we do, we will never be able to piss on one another. -
Here at Olive Garden you're family, so you'll be testifying at next week's custody hearing.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly replied to CharminUltraFeast's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Hey nice one! CBB Bump! -
Kinda embarrassing that I have two pocket vaginas attached to my wrists at all times that I sometimes have to use as hands.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Kinda embarrassing that I have two pocket vaginas attached to my wrists at all times that I sometimes have to use as hands. -
If Ivy League alums shit on a paper plate and wrote an algorithm about it, I’d send them a buh-billion bitcoins.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If Ivy League alums shit on a paper plate and wrote an algorithm about it, I’d send them a buh-billion bitcoins. -
Orange you glad I didn’t say Bo-na-na fan-na, fo-funt?
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Orange you glad I didn’t say Bo-na-na fan-na, fo-funt? -
The bidet may be better than toilet paper, but nothing is better than butt scootin' on shag.
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The bidet may be better than toilet paper, but nothing is better than butt scootin' on shag. -
Warm 5 lbs of ground beef to room temperature and sculpt yourself a pair of good-lookin’ meat boobs.
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Warm 5 lbs of ground beef to room temperature and sculpt yourself a pair of good-lookin’ meat boobs. -
Usually I don’t have to explain the mechanics of xenomorphing my ass.
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Usually I don’t have to explain the mechanics of xenomorphing my ass. -
Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body
Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly replied to StopEatingBees's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Holy moly, is that two catchphrases in a row? Very nice. CBB Bump!