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    Unghouled Suggestions

    Yeah, I agree. It totally stuck with me, though. Loneliness and alienation as the "scary monster" of the piece is, to me, more frightening than Hannibal Lector or Norman Bates will ever be. For this list I'd pick The Terminator, which is nihilistic as all get out. Also, Zodiac. That film is chilling.
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    Unghouled Suggestions

    I realize it's too late to make a suggestion or two for this series (one of which, for me, would have been the deeply unsettling indie May from 2002), so I'd instead like to post two mixtapes I have on Mixcloud that feature the type of creepy, old-timey music Amy mentioned in the Frankenstein episode. It's interesting that the further our modern audio sensibilities get from the past, the creepier the limitations in recording quality of music from the past becomes. Your grandparents, however, might still really dig this shit. The first mixtape is a 20 minute compilation E.P. that features the haunting, big band/swing diegetic background music from The Shining (plus the two versions of "Goodnight Sweet Heart" for good, spooky measure): The second mixtape here features many songs by English musician Leyland Kirby, who, under the name The Caretaker, realized the inherent jeepers-creepers vibe of these vintage big band classics and decided to make them somehow even more jeepers-y-creepers-y; pretty much the soundtrack to urban exploring old, abandoned mental hospitals and such: Happy Halloween!
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    Ep 250 — Under the Cherry Moon

    I'm surprised this one didn't make Tipper Gore's head explode:
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    Ep 250 — Under the Cherry Moon

    The graffiti bridge of Graffiti Bridge looks like the production stole it from a high school musical and plopped it onto a brightly lit sound stage (akin to those early episodes of TNG when the crew beams down to a planet that is bright and flat and limited in range). So yes: buy this movie!
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    Cats for virtual Live Episode

    I’m sure this cinematic hairball is directly responsible for nixing any and all chances Idris Elba had to play James Bond.
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    Verotika (2019)

    Hmm... I dunno. After Patton Oswalt's appearance on Best of the Worst, I have a feeling that Paul, Jason and June would also get easily annoyed with Jay, Mike and Rich. Let's not forget that Danzig followed this cinematic outing with a less-than-stellar Elvis tribute album. Here's a taste (my apologies):
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    Ep 250 — Under the Cherry Moon

    I'm positive that this is not an original observation on my part (but I'm too lazy to Google it, despite being on a computer at this very moment), but did Prince invent the emoji? In his song titles, Prince would often substitute words with letters and symbols (i.e., U for "you," 2 for "to" or "two," a drawing of an eye for "I," etc.) That carries over to this film, where the first note his character, Christoper Tracy, receives reads, "She wants U. Ask for the moon." The song "Love or Money" (the B-side for the song "Kiss" from the accompanying soundtrack for this movie, Parade) is billed in the credits as "♥ or $." Even the subtitles (on Amazon Prime, anyway) utilize this Prince alphabet, as well. I disagree that it was a mistake not to film this movie in color. This movie has a weird timelessness in black in white that, if it was filmed in color, would have dated this film horribly. Under the Cherry Moon feels like an issue of Interview magazine in movie form, so the black and white film choice seems in-line with that high-fashion aesthetic, as well. A couple of times during this film, we see a middle aged man in a hat with two beautiful women in tow. Were they supposed to be the Greek chorus of this film? Or is Nice just that small? The best part of this movie for me was Prince taking a bath, with a hat on, yelling "FASCIST!" while dive-bombing a rubber duck in rose pedal water. The rose pedal budget for this film, by the way, must have been insane. Paul, you and June MUST watch Purple Rain. It's a great, albeit slightly flawed film that also features Morris Day (who almost steals the show). However, if and when you guys watch this movie, it must be a double feature that also includes the sequel Graffiti Bridge, which I guarantee will floor you beyond anything you've witnessed in Under the Cherry Moon. Graffiti Bridge, Paul: I shit you not.
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    Dear Avril Halley, I double-dog dare you to watch...

    Because it’s currently “free” on Amazon Prime, I’m watching The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen at this very moment, and it’s... whew! There are no words. It’s like The Avengers for those with severe head trauma.
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    Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)

    It's been a long time since I watched the movie, but doesn't the hero tip toe across liquefied cement causing his pursuer to then drown in it?
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    Dear Avril Halley, I double-dog dare you to watch...

    In light of Steve Hodel’s Intriguing books outlining why he believes his father, Dr. George Hodel, is the Black Dahlia killer, the ending to this film is unintentionally hilarious.
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    Dear Avril Halley, I double-dog dare you to watch...

    The Black Dahlia — the movie that dares to solve an infamous murder mystery in an over-the-top, melodramatic fashion that reality never could.
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    3rd Annual(?) Howdies

    Apologies if this one has already been mentioned: Jason says “The movie posits that... “
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    Ep. 249 — Deadly Mile High Club

    Was Mile Die Club already taken?
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    Dear Avril Halley, I double-dog dare you to watch...

    Next of Kin (aka, hillbillies vs. the mafia): definitely, yes!
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    Dear Avril Halley, I double-dog dare you to watch...

    Holy shit (((YES))) to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!!! This movie is so amazingly awful that I believe it finally broke Alan Moore’s spirit. Oh, also The Spirit!
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