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JosephSchmo
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Topics posted by JosephSchmo
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I don't care how high your thread-counts are. That's an inappropriate amount of oatmeal!
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- amanda bynes
- Walrus
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- 5 replies
- 1127 views
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Regardless of how often they go to church, as a human, I'm holier than cows.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 708 views
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If this podcast devolves into a Lord of the Flies style throwdown, I am down. I want this guest to throw a punch so fucking bad.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Craisin
- Craisin Brand
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- 1 reply
- 666 views
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You're the one who said the thing about gingivitis. All I said was that the pseudopod will dry up like a craisin in the sun
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember how everything in the 90's was extreme? That was exhausting.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you're so smart, why don't you try pickling the snozberry?
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 514 views
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David Copperfield ain't got shit on me. I'm the sencha king of middle America.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 708 views
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Woe betide he who vexes Orlando Bloom before his morning coffee. The dark one must be caffeinated.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 689 views
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When the towel is dry, you're ready to fly. One bourbon, one scotch, one Tears for Fears
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Funk
- Split-tail
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- 692 views
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If you're not going to tickle the dingleberry, I don't even know why you came.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The bellow of the quilted raven is the harbinger of a Battleship sequel.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Gobble
- Wreck the Halls
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Scarf or no scarf, I'm going to kick that llama.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Miley
- Stay Swaggy
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Typewriters and seagulls are interchangeable.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Fungibility
- Goofy
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- 0 replies
- 561 views
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I don't have a firm understanding of what bluetooth is.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 618 views
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My veiled sky. Oh! To be the wind. But a whisper on the world.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Chalres
- Ren Faire Witch Project
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- 0 replies
- 633 views
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Honey crisp and bubblegum pie, drain the dreidel, drain it dry.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Scott Bakula did.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- 727 views
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Can I kick it? Not until it's in the public domain.
By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- phyfe
- Five foot assassin
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- 586 views