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    God's Not Dead

    By JosephSchmo, in Bad Movie Recommendations

      
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    Giraffes don't have elbows.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 1608 views
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    Wonka got me hooked on the pop rock.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 1329 views
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    I don't care how high your thread-counts are. That's an inappropriate amount of oatmeal!

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
    • 5 replies
    • 1084 views
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    Parks are the stained glass of seagulls.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 838 views
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    You can show the him your music and literature, but the cyclops is brutish and unimpressed by your culture

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    You're the one who said the thing about gingivitis. All I said was that the pseudopod will dry up like a craisin in the sun

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 782 views
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    You just brought a razor to a laser fight.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    • 745 views
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    Jack and Jill were fucking around on a hill

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 710 views
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    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Scott Bakula did.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 699 views
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    David Copperfield ain't got shit on me. I'm the sencha king of middle America.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 686 views
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    Regardless of how often they go to church, as a human, I'm holier than cows.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 680 views
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    That's not a drone. That's a scone!

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 677 views
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    Woe betide he who vexes Orlando Bloom before his morning coffee. The dark one must be caffeinated.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 666 views
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    When the towel is dry, you're ready to fly. One bourbon, one scotch, one Tears for Fears

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 659 views
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    If you're not going to tickle the dingleberry, I don't even know why you came.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 659 views
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    The bellow of the quilted raven is the harbinger of a Battleship sequel.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 642 views
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    Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 632 views
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    It's not as many gift certificates as it looks, but i'll concede it's a lot of gift certificates.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 630 views
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    If this podcast devolves into a Lord of the Flies style throwdown, I am down. I want this guest to throw a punch so fucking bad.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 629 views
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    My veiled sky. Oh! To be the wind. But a whisper on the world.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    • 606 views
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    I don't have a firm understanding of what bluetooth is.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    I can't say for certain that it's because of the jellyfish, but old Canadian women sure do like me a lot.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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    Remember how everything in the 90's was extreme? That was exhausting.

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
    • 1 reply
    • 585 views
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    I've never bitten a mailman. Why would you even say that?

    By JosephSchmo, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

      
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