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0% on Rotten Tomatoes with a consensus "Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.", a massive box-office flop, it would be fantastic to see them talk at lengths about this film, perhaps even for a Christmas Special?

It's a Christmas movie with Kirk Cameron's name IN THE TITLE, and from the trailer, it looks like it was written by the copy editors who create the "War on Christmas" news packages for The O'Reilly Factor every December. So yeah, a fucking nightmare.

Kind of shocked that this one hasn't been recommended yet. It's a 45-minute CGI-animated special that aired once on The WB in 2002. Somehow they got Mark Hamill, Nancy Cartwright, Grey DeLisle, Jodi Benson (the voice of Ariel in The Little Mermaid) and Paige O’ Hara (Belle in Beauty and the Beast) to provide voices. Clearly, that's where all the budget went. But the first thing that strikes you, other than the terrible title is the quality of the animation. To steal from the great write-up that I learned about this from, "Imagine the worst animation that you've ever seen. Now multiply that by 1,000. It's nightmarish. It's like someone just learning to make CGI made the entire special by themselves. Other highlights/lowlights: -The plot revolves around the main character trying to win the heart of a girl who would be the materialist "shallow popular girl" in any sane movie. He gives her a teddy bear that his mother gave him, and she throws it away. His heartbreak magically converts her to a great person. This takes place in one of those universes where things thrown away are instantly completely gone, because they never talk about giving it back. -The title. Oh man that title. It's like two terrible puns had an ugly baby. -One of the main characters just wears a scarf 24/7 so they don't have to animate his mouth. -As the title suggests, there's something in it that resembles rapping. About as much as this resembles proper animation. Wooowww. -Despite being in the title, Santa himself only appears briefly in silhouette. -Like Mac and Me and several terrible movies before it, it teases a sequel that never got made. -Best of all, it's all available on YouTube I realize it's too late to do this for this Christmas, but should be done at some point in the future.

To spread the festive feels. A little bit Die Hard (if John McClane were a 9 year old girl). More than a little Home Alone complete with the most incompetent airhead parents (but without the spark of Joe Pesci as the head of the baddies). Although they got Danny Glover to sign up so.... Has anyone else watched this and wanted their 1h26m back? Currently streaming on Netflix.

"A toy factory worker, mentally scarred as a child upon learning Santa Claus is not real, suffers a nervous breakdown after being belittled at work, and embarks on a Yuletide killing spree." This movie is legit madness about a man that has lost his mind, and it needs to be watched by everybody. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081793/ https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/christmas_evil

Wonderfully horrible holiday gem.

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They say "feliz navidad," but who will feliz the feliz? by Queefer Sutherland

Starring Bill Goldberg and Chris Kattan (for a few grisley seconds). Christmas in August!

Saw a preview for this before watching the hottie or the nottie. Full movie is available on youtube.

Holy moly, just saw this trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw&app=desktop I thought that this was supposed to be a joke trailer, but I think this is actually real...

Can anyone remember any scenes involving Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, or New Years? Thanks!

I made a Christmas-y Plugs theme just for the JOY of it. Happy holidays to all!

Youtube link to new comedy Christmas song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qChqbxN7uzU Enjoy