What scenes belong in I4H Best Of Vol. 3??

[bohren 56]

Can't quite remember if any ofthese have been in previous best of's:

• Episode 30: John Gemberling teaches children new words (10:10)
  
• Episode 92: Pineapple carnival show (1:04:45)
  
• Episode 88: Jesus gives dating advice (23:00)
  
• Episode 85: Discussion of beastiality (5:03) or Bonobo meeting (22:00)
  
• Episode 84: Todd Glass can't win at Tubs-of-fun (23:40)
  
• Episode 82: Gamer re-enters society (38:30)
  
• Episode 72: Political Ceramic Art (5:50)
  
• Episode 61: Dominatrix (21:50)
  
• Episode 59: Post-tragedy interviews with children (15:00)
  
• Episode 58: Coke with Gollum (56:35)
  

[JacobCrites 4977]

Apologies in advance for so many picks but this is what happens when you ask for the best of the best podcast in the universe.

 

Episode 10 (43:20) - Brothel scene with Karate Joe

Episode 14 (38:14) - The Terminator and time traveling kids

Episode 30 (49:55) - Catchment-making class

Episode 40 (25:01) - The pussy mines

Episode 40 (36:01) - Over hard eggs

Episode 43 (14:36) - Face Ruboff/Satanist Scene

Episode 51 (1:13:45) - Hair industry standup/M.C.

Episode 51 (1:28:34) - Dirty News Anchor with Retarded Dan and Hemingway's Ghost

Episode 65 (18:46) - Flat tire and the "fucking valet"

Episode 65 (32:40) - Annoying lady attends "Thurgood Marshall's March"

Episode 67 (30:10) - Eric the Paid Intern's bad date and the Big Brother Program scene

Episode 67 (56:07) - Fish hook right outta Vegas

Episode 72 (16:26) - Blockbuster - basketball rape - blue cash scene

Episode 75 (35:53) - Albino hunting agency

Episode 75 (52:32) - Chik-fil-a scatting

Episode 77 (56:29) - French teacher at a party [also if there's any way to do any of the Zach Woods playing himself scenes or some montage of all those scenes together - golden]

Episode 82 (16:38) - Apocalypse crushes

Episode 82 (38:11) - Gamer is introduced to the future

Episode 85 (33:30) - Unusual barbecue Thanksgiving

Episode 92.5 - Breakfast vouchers

Yes to all these.

[Mathey 419]

My votes:

 

Episode 67, Missed Date at ~35m

Episode 75, Albinos at ~ 35m, Chik-Fil-A at ~52m

Episode 77, Anything

Episode 81, Scouts at ~ 31m

Episode 82, Gamer at ~38m

Episode 83, Yellowjacket at ~27m

Episode 87, Middle America at ~20m

Episode 89, Radio DJ at ~38m, Telemarketer at ~58m

Episode 92, Pineapple at ~1hr 4m

[josephdonahue 1]

Episode 62: The Alvin/North Korea scene, with Besser as Obama: "I fucking hate all Americans." @ 48 minutes

[tortoisebeats 113]

91 - 41:00 - Vegan Vagina + Pussy Eating Whispering

91 - 55:40 - Mookie Blaiklock as loud atheist

 

I lost my shit at this

"I'm glad I found you, my pussy disagrees with everything you think. you better go at it"

"lay down sister, put your hair back. this one is gonna be a doozy"

[VinsanityV22 500]

What Rootin_Dubin said: "Apologies in advance for so many picks but this is what happens when you ask for the best of the best podcast in the universe." Thanks for giving me an excuse to go back and listen to some great episodes again though

 

Episode 49:

~29:05 What's the deal with that?

Episode 51:

~59:25 Edgar Allan Poe's Ghost

Episode 69:

~11:47 Fill my Butt with Air

~47:10 The Legend of Rod Stewart

Episode 70:

~24:14 I wanna eat, God-Dammit

~1:08:46 Freaky, the Rasta Clown

Episode 74:

~23:40 Thank you, Mississippi (Fat people can't drink sodas)

Episode 75:

~26:33 Look at his dick! It has fingers!

~45:35 Please stop ringing your racist wind-chime

~55:12 Chik-Fil-A Scatting

Episode 77:

~23:25 Dire Elephants & Gremlins (Blacky black-black)

Episode 78:

~29:40 George Lucas, Welcome to Heaven*

~58:20 Goddamn Trolls turned us into terrorists!

* Props to Sean on that hilariously spot-on Jim Henson impression, btw. Totally unexpected & Hilarious!

Episode 81:

~18:25 Bill Cosby Lamaze

~31:08 Know-It-All Girl

Episode 82:

~16:38 Apocalypse Crushes

~54:17 Homeless Married

Episode 83:

~27:00 Driving Yellowjackets

Episode 88:

~15:30 Mission to Mars

Episode 89:

~38:00 Kevin's Radio Show

~1:08:44 Love at first sight

Episode 91:

~52:20 How not to defend atheism

Episode 92:

~1:04:48 THE FANTASTIC & MESMERIZING PINEAPPLE SHOW!

~1:11:40 Royal Baby Names

 

Also, the one where the guy's kid gets turned into an App and he has to ask Jerry Seinfeld for help - haven't found it yet. Still looking. (again, thanks Tortoisebeats!)

[tortoisebeats 113]

Also, the one where the guy's kid gets turned into an App and he has to ask Jerry Seinfeld for help - haven't found it yet. Still looking.

 

http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/8831-episode-49-—-app-talk/

 

Its this episode 49. For some reason I can't pin down exactly where it is because I'm on my phone. Also, your choice of Edgar Allen Poe's ghost was perfect. That one is just pure awesome.

[VinsanityV22 500]

 

http://forum.earwolf...8212;-app-talk/

 

Its this episode 49. For some reason I can't pin down exactly where it is because I'm on my phone. Also, your choice of Edgar Allen Poe's ghost was perfect. That one is just pure awesome.

 

THANK YOU! I thought I missed it and actually started re-listening to stuff in the 80's It would take me forever to find it at this rate! You're the man (or girl?), Tortoisebeats! Again, thanks! Time to listen to it and lock down the timestamp...

[poorpete 9]

My three favs, which Sly Sanders' thankfully already noted:

 

Episode 51:

~59:25 Edgar Allan Poe's Ghost

Episode 70:

~24:14 I wanna eat, God-Dammit (Sausage Focus Group)

Episode 78:

~29:40 George Lucas, Welcome to Heaven*

[mattbesser 605]

Okay, here is the tally so far.

Put in your vote for what you like from the scenes below.

 

SIX VOTES

82 I Am A Gamer 0:38:00-0:52:36 (6)

FOUR VOTES

75 Southern Scatting Gentleman 0:52:17-1:02:01 (4)

83 Driving Yellow Jackets 0:21:27-0:34:09 (4)

92 Pineapple 1:04:08-1:10:15 (4)

THREE VOTES

51 Poe's Ghost 0:59:20-1:13:42 (3)

69 Fill My Butt With Air 0:09:36-0:19:51 (3)

75 Ski Lodge Racism 0:43:34-0:52:17 (3)

78 George Lucas In Heaven 0:26:17-0:36:19 (3)

89 Too Fat For Radio 0:35:22-0:44:42 (3)

91 Yelling Atheist 0:52:16-1:01:11 (3)

92 Naming The Royal Baby 1:10:15-1:17:18 (3)

TWO VOTES

67 Eric's Bad Date 0:30:00-0:40:37 (2)

70 Sausage Focus Group 0:21:55-0:33:16 (2)

70 Freaky The Rasta Clown 1:03:38-1:15:23 (2)

75 Albino Hunting Agency 0:33:15-0:43:34 (2)

77 Asher Roth Visits Zach Woods 0:04:50-0:12:37 (2)

81 Know-It-All Scout 0:26:24-0:36:54 (2)

82 Apocalypse Crushes 0:16:31-0:25:51 (2)

84 Double Or Nothing 0:23:30-0:34:16 (2)

85 Sexual Bonobos 0:21:56-0:33:29 (2)

85 Tom Petty's Beard 0:45:09-1:02:26 (2)

87 Moving To The Middle Of America 0:16:46-0:28:24 (2)

88 Jesus And The Weird Kid 0:22:47-0:31:35 (2)

88.5 Fair Weather Fans - Bonus - (2)

92.5 Breakfast Vouchers - Bonus (2)

[Jachin 123]

So, we adding to votes already there, right? Are we voting for just one?

[MattCameron 595]

The 6 vote and all of the four votes are amazing. Wasn't Poe's ghost on the last best of? Fill My Butt With Air, Ski Lodge Racism and Ton Petty's Beard as well. I would say that the birth scene from 94 needs to be on there. Starting it around 6:55 should get enough of the lead up.

[mattbesser 605]

I dont really have any rules except for we don't need to have a scene that was on another best of.

[poorpete 9]

Listening to Best of 2 right now. Poe's ghost is in it, but the rest on the list are newer. Is it too late to nominate "I Pet a Tiger"? If so, looking forward to hearing it in volume 4.

[VinsanityV22 500]

Listening to Best of 2 right now. Poe's ghost is in it, but the rest on the list are newer. Is it too late to nominate "I Pet a Tiger"? If so, looking forward to hearing it in volume 4.

 

Most of Ep.95 ( + the scene from 95.5, where Eugene gets the crap beaten out of him for NOT making out with Mark Sanchez's drunk sister) should definitely be making an appearance in Best Of Vol.4

 

I guess my votes go to:

82 I Am A Gamer 0:38:00-0:52:36

75 Southern Scatting Gentleman 0:52:17-1:02:01

83 Driving Yellow Jackets 0:21:27-0:34:09

92 Pineapple 1:04:08-1:10:15

51 Poe's Ghost 0:59:20-1:13:42 (judging by what Poorpete says though, I may have to pull this one out in an Edit. Gonna go listen to Best Of Vol.2 myself though)

69 Fill My Butt With Air 0:09:36-0:19:51

75 Ski Lodge Racism 0:43:34-0:52:17

78 George Lucas In Heaven 0:26:17-0:36:19

89 Too Fat For Radio 0:35:22-0:44:42

91 Yelling Atheist 0:52:16-1:01:11

92 Naming The Royal Baby 1:10:15-1:17:18

70 Sausage Focus Group 0:21:55-0:33:16

70 Freaky The Rasta Clown 1:03:38-1:15:23

81 Know-It-All Scout 0:26:24-0:36:54

82 Apocalypse Crushes 0:16:31-0:25:51

 

I gotta re-listen to some of these though... (84 Double Or Nothing 0:23:30-0:34:16, 85 Tom Petty's Beard 0:45:09-1:02:26, 87 Moving To The Middle Of America 0:16:46-0:28:24)...

[4royalparkers 117]

Episode 93: LIVE from DCM 15 Pt. 1

 

One Hour: Three Minutes: 30 Seconds

 

Thanks!

[justinmh05 1968]

Episode 98 - Jim Morrison's grave.

[gordonmiller 4]

First a strong vote for "Mission To Mars" episode 88 please

 

75 Southern Scatting Gentleman 0:52:17-1:02:01

83 Driving Yellow Jackets 0:21:27-0:34:09

69 Fill My Butt With Air 0:09:36-0:19:51

75 Ski Lodge Racism 0:43:34-0:52:17

75 Albino Hunting Agency 0:33:15-0:43:34

81 Know-It-All Scout 0:26:24-0:36:54

85 Sexual Bonobos 0:21:56-0:33:29

85 Tom Petty's Beard 0:45:09-1:02:26

88 Jesus And The Weird Kid 0:22:47-0:31:35

Going to add some of my own to the list Listening back before the 70's and checking on some ones I haven't heard in ages. I wish we could duplicate Tim Meadows and Lauren Lapkus for eternity. Oops, got to check out the old best of to avoid duplicates.

[jerseypin 89]

Parents fighting game from ep 98 was amazing.

[Jachin 123]

Episode 98 - Jim Morrison's grave.

Second

[Marmaducca 12]

i also would like to put down one of my favorite scenes was the sausage focus group.