JacobCrites 4977 Posted June 6, 2014 wtf are you doing listening to that bad show I just keep listening hoping someday he'll maybe talk about his one audition for SNL or his experience on Almost Famous. 4 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted June 6, 2014 Jeffrey, Here's what you do. Log on to gazelle.com and request a prepaid envelope. I'll bring it to you (since I was the one who kidnapped and buried you) just toss your old phone in there, seal it and send it back. You could then earn $100, $200, up to $300 dollars for your old phone! Even if the screen is cracked. OK? I buried you in front of a Home Depot so you could fer sure use that money to hire some day laborers to dig you out. Just yell really loud in Spanish. I found a secret compartment with a bloody clown wig. There's also a pay stub for 3 first class tickets to Cabo paid with my credit card. This is bigger than just Patsmear. 1 Share this post Link to post
PatrickMichaelMeyer 189 Posted June 6, 2014 I found a secret compartment with a bloody clown wig. There's also a pay stub for 3 first class tickets to Cabo paid with my credit card. This is bigger than just Patsmear. Okay Mr. Smarty-Parties... Greggy, you want to go ahead and field this one? Bruce R-SQUARED2 feel free to chime in...it was your idea in the first place. 1 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted June 7, 2014 its a frame-up, i have no part in this comic premise 4 Share this post Link to post
OcterDoctopus 1079 Posted June 7, 2014 this is one big SMEAR campaign! 1 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted June 7, 2014 So I went hiking today. I did not die. No need to be alarmed that I have not been posting all day. It was fucking beautiful. I also had two Black Butte Porters (one of the most wonderful beers despite it being from Oregon) afterwards to celebrate. Sue me. Is this the kind of disclosure you people want from me? Are you happy now? Are you? You blood sucking animals. Love you guys. 1 Share this post Link to post
Hayzie Bone 843 Posted June 7, 2014 won't someone PLEASE ask a question of john cochran the survivorman 1 Share this post Link to post
skizelo 2536 Posted June 7, 2014 John, Hayes and Sean once described you as "looking like a cartoon nerd." Which particular nerd do you think they meant? Also, googling you got me to a blog on hair parting which describes you as the most "powerful example of the way the right part on the wrong person can lead to a personality that is almost completely disliked by the peer group." How do you respond? Share this post Link to post
OcterDoctopus 1079 Posted June 7, 2014 John, your show featured a sub-plot where the grandmother converts her vegan-raised granddaughter into a meat eater. The season one DVD extras has a deleted scene where Jayma Mays' character forces her daughter to watch hidden camera slaughterhouse footage to get the child back in line. How much of a bummer was it for you when that scene got cut? Share this post Link to post
Andrew 4646 Posted June 7, 2014 Mr Chocran, a Google Image Search reveals a lot of topless photos of you. Do you think this kind of work will hinder your future showbiz career? 2 Share this post Link to post
JacobCrites 4977 Posted June 7, 2014 Mr. Cochran, how would you describe the popcorn gallery? 3 Share this post Link to post
OcterDoctopus 1079 Posted June 7, 2014 John, one of the stars of your show, Margo Martindale, also has a role on the show, The Americans. Would you ever consider writing an episode of that show? Keri Russell showed her whole butt on one episode. For real, the whole butt. 1 Share this post Link to post
Freja 1290 Posted June 7, 2014 JC, are you suuuuuuuure you don't want to do another All Stars show? Hoping you've changed your mind from the last time you were on RSS.... Do you know Spencer? Do you know what kind of women he dates? Asking for a friend 4 Share this post Link to post
Freja 1290 Posted June 7, 2014 Love you guys. Love you too. (Fight over?) 2 Share this post Link to post
Game of Scones 5812 Posted June 7, 2014 Dear Cochran, How much cock could a cockcock cock, could a cockcock cock cock? 1 Share this post Link to post
PatrickMichaelMeyer 189 Posted June 7, 2014 won't someone PLEASE ask a question of john cochran the survivorman Johnny, You have been heralded as a myriad of great descriptors by the international media over the years --- World Class writer, Super Survivor, et al. But I'd like to focus on your work as one of our country's greatest 'Millennials' .... Would you be able to help me figure out how to take a screenshot on my Apple Macintosh Computer? I thought it was just the print screen button but I can't locate that on my keyboard. 1 Share this post Link to post
gototimsvlogdotnet 2886 Posted June 7, 2014 John, what's it like being so successful now after your humble beginnings doing indie piss porn movies? 3 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted June 7, 2014 Mr. Cochran: When you host high-powered house parties, what is your go-to for food? Do you bake cookies? Love you too. (Fight over?) beef: over Dear Cochran, How much cock could a cockcock cock, could a cockcock cock cock? yikes 4 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted June 7, 2014 John Cochran, 1.) Are you mad that you weren't on The Challenge since it's better than Survivor? 2.) Are you going to try to get on The Real World so that you can be on The Challenge next time? 3.) Do you know any of the people from The Challenge? If so, who and how? 4.) How much do you love TJ Lavin? A lot or a fuck-ton? ------------------------------- Love you too. (Fight over?) Heck yes. Sometimes I just get flustered. I wasn't ever for reals mad. 2 Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted June 7, 2014 Hey John! You and I recently got a chance to meet. Well, I was shitting on a toilet and you just walked right in to wash your hands. I told you it was a 1 person restroom, you laughed and said, "Brown on your butt, brown on my hands, let's grab a drink when this airplane lands." But when the flight landed you were no where to be found. Why did this happen? How could I have prevented it? 17 Share this post Link to post
Asteck 1250 Posted June 7, 2014 Cochran- FMK Kass, Spencer, Tony? If Jeff Probst could grant you one more wish, assuming you spent your first two on him giving you a million dollars and a plush writing job, what would it be? All genie powers are on the table with this one. 1 Share this post Link to post
gototimsvlogdotnet 2886 Posted June 8, 2014 I just want to let everyone know I'm going to Sean's "Crappy" Jobs show tomorrow night at UCBerkeley Theatre. I'm gonna wink at you, baby. Unless you're not there. Then I'll just wink at whoever takes your place. Also, I'm meeting a friend of a friend whom I've talked to online a bunch (we did a podcast together) but whom I've never meet in person before at the show. So, Sean, if you detect any awkwardness or tension, feel free to ease it out a little bit. 4 Share this post Link to post
Asteck 1250 Posted June 8, 2014 You have to wear your Tanks but No Tanks tank, otherwise you won't be acknowledged. 4 Share this post Link to post
kneisage 2108 Posted June 8, 2014 I just want to let everyone know I'm going to Sean's "Crappy" Jobs show tomorrow night at UCBerkeley Theatre. I'm gonna wink at you, baby. Unless you're not there. Then I'll just wink at whoever takes your place. Also, I'm meeting a friend of a friend whom I've talked to online a bunch (we did a podcast together) but whom I've never meet in person before at the show. So, Sean, if you detect any awkwardness or tension, feel free to ease it out a little bit. That's a great show, you're gonna have a blast. I've only been once and Sean wasn't there but there were still plenty of laughs to go around 2 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted June 9, 2014 remember that time there was no pictures on the episode page but then like 4 earwolf staff members posted about how it was fixed? its fun to reminisce about the good times 10 Share this post Link to post
