gototimsvlogdotnet 2886 Posted June 26, 2014 Okay, I wish I had a better way of presenting this but all I can do is upload and link it. HOMEGROWN TOMATOES EP. 3 Starring: Sean, Hayes, Agata, Tim, Greggy, Jeffrey Parties, Toby Keith Sweat, and many more. https://www.sendspace.com/file/l6vljr WARNING: SPELLING ERRORS If you are not in this Ep please forgive me. I wasn't thinking. EDIT: if I never write on the forums again it's because either nobody liked this or because I got hit by a bus Very funny. I'm kind of addicted to attention, so I don't even care how I was portrayed (and I def don't have a problem showing my nips on camera if it means I get this role). 4 Share this post Link to post
kneisage 2108 Posted June 26, 2014 Here's a freebie for anyone looking for forum superstardom and an avalanche of "likes": Make a Homegrown Tomatoes episode that starts with a standard comedy premise such as "ahh Aukerman the big boss man is coming for a health inspection and this place is a pigsty!!!" And then have it slowly morph into a sexy fanfiction where everyone fucks. 9 Share this post Link to post
Freja 1290 Posted June 26, 2014 Tim! Your dad is wicked cool. Do you still say "wicked" now that you're all west coasty and living in CA? Did you abandon your New England "charm"? j/w cuz I'm going thru a bit of an existential crisis where I've now been living in America long enough for ppl to make fun of me for saying New England-y shit and I'm all "I'M NOT EVEN FROM HERE" but then I stop mid-sentence to reflect on whether or not I AM from here? I dunno... it's a weird time, Tim! I'm glad BoB explained the tshirt sitch b/c it makes your dad seem even COOLER. My dad made me pick tomatoes for like 12 hrs a day when I was little so I'm not gonna post his pics all proud-daughter or w/e, I don't care if you guys beg, I'm just not gonna do it! 8 Share this post Link to post
xoValeriexo 4369 Posted June 26, 2014 Holy shit, really Freja? Then post his pic so we can tear him down with hurtful words about his looks! 3 Share this post Link to post
kneisage 2108 Posted June 26, 2014 You might have to upload the pic onto a different site like http://imgur.com/ and then post it here but maybe some computer whiz on the forums has an easier way to do it Share this post Link to post
Freja 1290 Posted June 26, 2014 Just wanna point out to those of you who might read this later, for the last 20 mins or so Sean has changed his avatar pic at least 4 times by my count. They're def getting better as he goes along, IMO 6 Share this post Link to post
kneisage 2108 Posted June 26, 2014 Just wanna point out to those of you who might read this later, for the last 20 mins or so Sean has changed his avatar pic at least 4 times by my count. They're def getting better as he goes along, IMO Haha I saw that too. It happened at least 10 times from what I saw. Every time I refreshed there was a different pic Share this post Link to post
gototimsvlogdotnet 2886 Posted June 26, 2014 Tim! Your dad is wicked cool. Do you still say "wicked" now that you're all west coasty and living in CA? Did you abandon your New England "charm"? j/w cuz I'm going thru a bit of an existential crisis where I've now been living in America long enough for ppl to make fun of me for saying New England-y shit and I'm all "I'M NOT EVEN FROM HERE" but then I stop mid-sentence to reflect on whether or not I AM from here? I dunno... it's a weird time, Tim! I'm glad BoB explained the tshirt sitch b/c it makes your dad seem even COOLER. My dad made me pick tomatoes for like 12 hrs a day when I was little so I'm not gonna post his pics all proud-daughter or w/e, I don't care if you guys beg, I'm just not gonna do it! Hey Fray-J. I definintely consider myself a Bostonian more than anythign else, but my timeline is approx: 1990: Born in Philly 1992: Move to ATL 1999: Move to Boston 2013: Move to Silicon Valley So Boston is still my #1 by time spent (and Maine, too, for many summers), and my most formative years (middle school/high school/college) were spent there (though my college was actually in upstate NY). I actually never picked up any accent (and kinda funnily I can't even imitate a Boston accent... it's weird), and I never picked up "wicked". But there are lots I still use. "Dunkin' Donuts" is both the best donut/coffee shop and is only appropriately called "Dunkies". Cumberland Farms is "Cumbies". I'm a way more aggressive driver than these California p*ssi** (but respectful too). Oh and Boston sports are by far better than any other. Just check out Terminal C in Logan where they have all the championship banners. There are so many. It actually makes me almost cry with pride to see them all lined up like that. And Tom Brady is the GoaT no questions. In case anyone was wondering, the NorCal equivalent of NE's "Wicked" is "Hella". Everyone says it and over-uses it, and treats it like an adverb even though it isn't, and if you use either word outside of their home area you sound r*t*rd*d. Basically, I like Boston better than SF. Also, all of the west-coast cities (well, just SF and LA and SD... I don't even consider anything north of CA to be a city #shotsfired #chansontakethat #seattleisajoke #GoogleBetterThanMicrosoft #sorrynotsorry) are FILTHY and there are SO MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE and PUBLIC TRANSIT SUCKS EVEN MORE THAN BOSTON AND NY. Sorry just ranting about California. There are good parts too. But G.D., LA and SF kinda suck (except for the world-class entertainment in LA). I was going to be in Maine for a week this summer, but I'm not going back to Boston (which reminds me the Dropkick Murphys are awesome too) at all until probably Thanksgiving, so I can't meet your cats or your hamburger sandwich. 2 Share this post Link to post
robinsbruce 4985 Posted June 26, 2014 ATL HOES I STILL WEAR NIKE HIGH TOPS YOU POSERS 3 Share this post Link to post
OcterDoctopus 1079 Posted June 26, 2014 Anybody got popcorn gallery questions for Seth Green for tonight's recording? 3 Share this post Link to post
gototimsvlogdotnet 2886 Posted June 26, 2014 Seth: How far will you fall? You were a movies star (Austin Powers), then you made TV shows but were not even really a TV star (Robot Chicken), and then you were a bit player in a Video Game (Mass Effect). What's the next step? Are you going to ghostwrite smut novels or something? 3 Share this post Link to post
Sam. 480 Posted June 26, 2014 I fear my employment at Earwolf is coming to an end, and even the sway my cousin Sean has won't be able to save me. If that's true, and I never see you guys again, let me leave you with these words of wisdom: What is a microphone, and how do they work? Love, Sam 14 Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted June 27, 2014 Very funny. I'm kind of addicted to attention, so I don't even care how I was portrayed (and I def don't have a problem showing my nips on camera if it means I get this role). thanks for being the only one to comment on it. everyone else is ungrateful slices of ass cheese. I mean, a guy pours his soul onto paper/screen/keyboard for 15 minutes and this is the return? I'm in the wrong business... Luckily I got paid by Ulrich before he left. You know my motto, M.O.F. (MONEY OVER FAMILY.) #MmmbopOut 3 Share this post Link to post
Andrew 4646 Posted June 27, 2014 Hi Sam, a microphone is anything that turns sound into electricity. This could be the devices you might have seen around the studios that people talk into, this turns their human language (sound) into computer language (electricity). Or, a wind turbine turning the noise of the wind ("wwwhhhshsshhhshshshhhssshhhhshh") into electricity is also technically a microphone. So are those Clapper switches. The opposite of a microphone is a speaker (the technical term is "macrophone"). This is anything that converts electricity into sound, like a pair of headphones. Even a person screaming due to electrocution falls under the legal definition of a speaker. 7 Share this post Link to post
Andrew 4646 Posted June 27, 2014 #MmmbopOut Would anyone be interested in hearing my Crash Test Dummies/Hanson mash-up album "Mmm Mmm Mmm Bop"? 2 Share this post Link to post
robinsbruce 4985 Posted June 27, 2014 Would anyone be interested in hearing my Crash Test Dummies/Hanson mash-up album "Mmm Mmm Mmm Bop"? Def man. Let me just hang myself real quick first. 3 Share this post Link to post
Freja 1290 Posted June 27, 2014 thanks for being the only one to comment on it. everyone else is ungrateful slices of ass cheese. I mean, a guy pours his soul onto paper/screen/keyboard for 15 minutes and this is the return? I'm in the wrong business... Luckily I got paid by Ulrich before he left. You know my motto, M.O.F. (MONEY OVER FAMILY.) #MmmbopOut Ay, listen. I ain't trynna hear that rite now. I clicked "like" on it. Because I liked it. You know who else clicked "like"? HAYES. SO I DON'T WANT HEAR NOTHIN MORE OUT OF YOUR GREEDY MOUTH. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WANTING MORE HUH YEAH OK WE'RE DONE (... i'm pulling an all-nighter tonight for MY LAST EXAM EVAH of this scary ass program that has been running my gah damn life for the last year so TENSIONS ARE HIGH IN MAINE RITE NOW and I CAN'T BE HAVING MBOP STARTIN SHIT RITE NOW I JUST CAN'T) 9 Share this post Link to post
robinsbruce 4985 Posted June 27, 2014 You play too much You play too much Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted June 27, 2014 mbop, i commented "lol" on it because it was so good i didnt have any notes on it, no one has discussed yours but on the other hand you didnt get all the punch-up offers i did so consider that 3 Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted June 27, 2014 Ay, listen. I ain't trynna hear that rite now. I clicked "like" on it. Because I liked it. You know who else clicked "like"? HAYES. SO I DON'T WANT HEAR NOTHIN MORE OUT OF YOUR GREEDY MOUTH. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS WANTING MORE HUH YEAH OK WE'RE DONE (... i'm pulling an all-nighter tonight for MY LAST EXAM EVAH of this scary ass program that has been running my gah damn life for the last year so TENSIONS ARE HIGH IN MAINE RITE NOW and I CAN'T BE HAVING MBOP STARTIN SHIT RITE NOW I JUST CAN'T) Damn, yo, my bad. I honestly didn't know about the tension levels in Maine. I swear to God... I really didn't know. Oh, and thanks for the like Anyway, can't wait for next weeks episode. Sean Connor is a top tier improviser. Hopefully he'll improvise a new engineer so Sam can go back to his wholesale warehouse club 1 Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted June 27, 2014 mbop, i commented "lol" on it because it was so good i didnt have any notes on it, no one has discussed yours but on the other hand you didnt get all the punch-up offers i did so consider that oh yea greggy I know my bad... you're cool with me.. it's these other j.o's. yours really didn't need punch up either, I just wanted to see my name written by someone else. much like Tim Treese I crave attention, which explains why I made another post talking about how I didn't get enough attention. 2 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted June 27, 2014 Tim, I don't take any offense from your comments about cities North of California. Comparing the Northwest to California is just asinine. It shouldn't be done, so I won't do that here. For the record, Google probably is better than Microsoft despite my doubts to the contrary. However, that's like saying at least you're better at human rights than North Korea... It isn't really a badge of honor. Also, I'm sorry you feel like I've been attacking you in the past. I will try to not do that in the future. ----------------------------- While we're on the topic of cities, I will repeat that anyone who comes to Seattle should hit me up and we'll go out drinking. It will be fun. 1 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted June 27, 2014 I fear my employment at Earwolf is coming to an end, and even the sway my cousin Sean has won't be able to save me. If that's true, and I never see you guys again, let me leave you with these words of wisdom: What is a microphone, and how do they work? Love, Sam Engineer Sam, why did you kill Engineer Cody Brett and take his job? Share this post Link to post
kobthatreal 5896 Posted June 27, 2014 Tim, I don't take any offense from your comments about cities North of California. Comparing the Northwest to California is just asinine. It shouldn't be done, so I won't do that here. For the record, Google probably is better than Microsoft despite my doubts to the contrary. However, that's like saying at least you're better at human rights than North Korea... It isn't really a badge of honor. Also, I'm sorry you feel like I've been attacking you in the past. I will try to not do that in the future. ----------------------------- While we're on the topic of cities, I will repeat that anyone who comes to Seattle should hit me up and we'll go out drinking. It will be fun. my gf is got offered a job in seattle and shes asking me to come with her for a year to try it out. ive been there and it was a nice city. That bar I went to though where I played basketball with heroin junkies, The Funhouse, the one you didn't know what I was talking about... just googled it, turns out its closed. So that might affect my decision. if I don't go and she does ill tell her to leave me for you, so id say this whole situation is a win win for you. PS if youre ever in South Florida and need anything, and I literally mean anything, hit me up and ill take you out and buy literal butt loads of drugs for you 3 Share this post Link to post