Episode 63 — Thomas Middleditch, Our Close Friend

[Assblaster(truly_blessed) 125]

I legit think 1989 was a decent album, I want to kiss T Swift right on the lips. I also don't change the radio when Arianna Grande comes on.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I wanted to kiss John Cleese when he made fun of Taylor Swift's cat and

. Her cat is weird looking, and she should learn to have more of a sense of humor about it. Also, she missed an opportunity to point out that John Cleese's cat is freakishly big, like a small tiger or something. It is seriously really big.

 

If I'm being totally honest, I'd kiss her too, but only because she is very pretty and not because I have any feelings about her music. I'd probably be too scared to kiss her unless she was asleep. If she tried to kiss me I'd be terrified and run away.

 

Edit: Who does she think she even is, arguing with John Cleese about what is and is not funny looking? The man is a comic genius and a national treasure. He created Mister Fucking Bean, I think he knows if a cat is funny looking or not, TAYLOR!

[Assblaster(truly_blessed) 125]

I'd probably be too scared to kiss her unless she was asleep.

 

Please don't oppress me with your rape culture Spunky.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Please don't oppress me with your rape culture Spunky.

 

When Prince Charming does it to Sleeping Beauty, it's brave and romantic. When I do it to Taylor Swift, somehow its creepy and weird.

[Andrew 4646]

Please stop talking about rape culture, you'll wake the Chanson.

 

And ALL cats are beautiful and deserve love, there is no such thing as a weird looking cat.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Please stop talking about rape culture, you'll wake the Chanson.

 

And ALL cats are beautiful and deserve love, there is no such thing as a weird looking cat.

OMFG Andrew, you are literally British (or at least you live there) I can not believe you are taking sides with Taylor Swift in her war against John Cleese!

 

Also, and I think this was pretty clearly implied, Taylor Swift would definitely want to kiss ME, its just that I would run away and refuse to do it until she fell asleep.

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

i skipped to the last page so i'm very confused but i just wanted to say that i found this, and the last few epiosdes (even the pauly shore one,) to be Very Funny. i just thought you all should know.

 

xoxo

[Andrew 4646]

Hey, if John Cleese grows a pair of get-away sticks like Taylor's I'll side with him all night, baybee.

[chanson 9697]

Please stop talking about rape culture, you'll wake the Chanson.

 

 

You know, because that's a thing I've ever said anything about ever.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

 

You know, because that's a thing I've ever said anything about ever.

Wait, aren't you a men's rights activist? I thought I heard that somewhere, but maybe I'm mistaken.

[alargebucket 1589]

I remember when I was still an innocent like Chanson. T. Swizzle and I have gone through the full gamut of a relationship in my head many times over now--too scared to kissy, though, even in fantasy--and it has everything to do with her music and very little to do with her coffee stirrer get-away sticks and otherwise sickly appearance. Gotta stay impartial here, though, because Cleese and I have also gone through the full gamut of a relationship, though that was a totally physical thing. Brit-com is just too dry for me.

[watchayakan 1021]

 

just an appreciation post for this name

 

 

 

EDIT: carry on

ty

[chanson 9697]

So I saw Joel McHale at dinner tonight. That happened.

 

Real true story.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

So I saw Joel McHale at dinner tonight. That happened.

 

Real true story.

 

Did he order the soup?

 

Ah, crap. First thought joke. Uhhhh, what did Joel order, The Soup? Boy that's no different.

 

From soup to nuts, what did he order with those big ol' testicles? Hmmm.

 

Sure, he's on The Soup, but what are you, chopped liver? Trying to think of other foods...

 

Nevermind. A good attempt says I. See you guys Tuesday. Call-in ep!!!!

[xoValeriexo 4369]

Here is my second song for the holiday season (again, nothing to do with the holidays):

 

https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/2-hh-xmas-song

 

Now might be a good time to say that these songs are all made in fun and I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I really love you guys and it's important to me that you know that. I need you to know that before I post tomorrow's song, because I think it might inadvertently hurt Joe McGurl's feelings and I would never want that to happen. Thanks, guys!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Here is my second song for the holiday season (again, nothing to do with the holidays):

 

https://soundcloud.c.../2-hh-xmas-song

 

Now might be a good time to say that these songs are all made in fun and I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I really love you guys and it's important to me that you know that. I need you to know that before I post tomorrow's song, because I think it might inadvertently hurt Joe McGurl's feelings and I would never want that to happen. Thanks, guys!

 

The only way you could hurt my feelings is if you said that Tim was better than me and even then, I would know you would only trying to make him feel better about himself, so it's all good. I'M GOLD BABY

 

Also, +50 points for Gaston

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Also, +50 points for Gaston

 

Don't know what the points are for yet, but hold onto them Veebs. You're currently in first place in the points race and you don't want to lose your strong position on the leaderboard

[honlads 8798]

Are there any podcasts I should be listening to that I'm not?

 

I now listen to HH, CBB, The Best Show, Never Not Funny, I4H, Professor Blastoff, UTU2TM, Podcasts Are Wonderful, Trends With Benefits, I Was There Too, and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus, and some other ones that aren't comedy. It's a very Earwolf-centric list, and I'm wondering am I missing out on something.

[chanson 9697]

Are there any podcasts I should be listening to that I'm not?

 

I now listen to HH, CBB, The Best Show, Never Not Funny, I4H, Professor Blastoff, UTU2TM, Podcasts Are Wonderful, Trends With Benefits, I Was There Too, and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus, and some other ones that aren't comedy. It's a very Earwolf-centric list, and I'm wondering am I missing out on something.

 

 

Jordan, Jesse, Go! and Stop Podcasting Yourself are good.

[DanEngler 5249]

Are there any podcasts I should be listening to that I'm not?

 

I now listen to HH, CBB, The Best Show, Never Not Funny, I4H, Professor Blastoff, UTU2TM, Podcasts Are Wonderful, Trends With Benefits, I Was There Too, and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus, and some other ones that aren't comedy. It's a very Earwolf-centric list, and I'm wondering am I missing out on something.

The Wolf Den, bro! They had Neil deGrasse Tyson on this week!

[honlads 8798]

The Wolf Den, bro! They had Neil deGrasse Tyson on this week!

 

What a sick joke you have done on me.

[rod aug 5637]

Are there any podcasts I should be listening to that I'm not?

 

I now listen to HH, CBB, The Best Show, Never Not Funny, I4H, Professor Blastoff, UTU2TM, Podcasts Are Wonderful, Trends With Benefits, I Was There Too, and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus, and some other ones that aren't comedy. It's a very Earwolf-centric list, and I'm wondering am I missing out on something.

mike and tom

 

eat snaaaaaaaaaaaacks

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Now I don't have any facts on this but I found out that Kristen Wiig was once married to some guy named Hayes from 2005-09. Supposedly his last name was Hargrove at the time. But is it possible this same Hayes person then remarried to a hot sugar mama type tennis star name of Lindsay Davenport and for like, basic promotional and sponsorship reasons, took her last name when they was gone through and matrimonied up?

 

Time warp smash cut to . . .

 

is Sean is somehow like Sancho Panza and even though all he's got is his donkey Dapple, which is in actuality a valuable commodity, he is eternally resigned to second fiddle bullpuckery and alls he really wants is to have a good time but the suits always be like harshing his vibage and then they try and say Pauly Shore wasn't a good show. Pssh

 

My ass. He's named Dapple and eyes gonna be a governor of an island once all this crap is said and done. And we us all are the subjects, the subverts, the followers of the truth. That fun is existing to be had and had often. That movies is a great thing if we don't always be muckin it all up. And that whatever, it's just being jokes

[mwn 5470]

Uhh Yeah Dude is the best / only non-Earwolf/MaxFun podcast. Just my opinion. Not scientific fact...... yet

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

for some reason the only comedy podcasts i listen to are Earwolf shows. Other than that there are a handful of sports podcasts and music/tv podcasts that I listen to each week