Episode 67 — Jes Macallan, Our Close Friend

[honlads 8798]

What kind of dogs are talking, here? Big dogs? Small dogs? Fun dogs? Dumb dogs?

Are the common dogs in Ireland the same as in the US? Or all they all Irish wolfhounds and Irish setters?

 

The dogs I see most often are labradors, boxers, retrievers, terriers and red setters, I think. Also, different types of sheepdogs.

I just said "what is an Irish setter?" in my head because we just call them red setters. But yeah, we call Irish wolfhounds Irish wolfhounds. There were three Irish wolfhounds in the room earlier, and a red setter too. Wolfhounds are badass.

[dixon 5920]

That's a lot of Irish wolfhounds for a room. Very jealous. If I ever have a good amount of property for them to roam around, a huge dog like an Irish wolfhound is pretty far up on my list for dogs.

[honlads 8798]

Yeah they're not that common here really. I only know one family that owns one. I was fairly surprised to see three of them.

[brandondryrock 415]

That's a lot of Irish wolfhounds for a room. Very jealous. If I ever have a good amount of property for them to roam around, a huge dog like an Irish wolfhound is pretty far up on my list for dogs.

 

Dixon's List. I'd watch that movie.

[honlads 8798]

Hurricane Dennis wasn't there.

[greggy 15909]

 

Dixon's List. I'd watch that movie.

definitely looking forward to that one, but i heard the porn parody version is already planned. its messed up that they could screw with a sweet family movie like Dixon's List by putting out Liston's Dix at the same time

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hurricane Dennis just got groomed today, he is at maximum fluff. He would be great at helping people chill out after a test, because chilling out is his main thing that he does every day, and also he doesn't give a fuck how your test went. Sorry, your "exam."

 

In a couple weeks, Dennis and Ross are going to be walking in the Mardi Gras dog parade (Barkus), which is Star Wars themed this year. Dennis is going to be Leektar, the black Ewok, and Ross is going to be Hans Solo.

 

Leektar:

 

Hans:

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Here's another one of Hans Solo. Here, he's doing the scene where Admiral Akmar, the fish admiral, is being all, "It's a trap!" and Hans is like, "Don't taze me bro, I am trying to get some shuteye before we bomb the big laser planet thing." And Admiral Smezmar, the owl admiral is like, "Sweet burn, Hans!"

 

[honlads 8798]

Hey look man were you doing a bit when you called Han Solo Hans Solo

 

PS. Tell Dennis "Sup Dennis looking good, man."

[Casaba 5942]

Spunky, I am sure they will be the stars of the Star Wars parade!

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hey look man were you doing a bit when you called Han Solo Hans Solo

 

PS. Tell Dennis "Sup Dennis looking good, man."

What's a "bit?" I was knowing the names of Star Wars characters when you were still wearing short pants! (It occurs to me now that Hans Yolo might have been funnier.)

Dennis says, "Woof."

Spunky, I am sure they will be the stars of the Star Wars parade!

 

I hope so! I hope they are the best stars, and that they win the Star Wars.

[honlads 8798]

It's like a joke. To this day I still wear short pants when the sun comes out.

Say "Thanks" to Dennis.

 

Couple of great dogs, you got.

[rod aug 5637]

Can we get a weekly Hurricane Dennis newsletter? Scratch that can you just put me on a skype call with him sometime? He seems like a good listener.

[daymints 45]

Registered and posted just to say how much I love podcast and that I appreciate the hosts not continuing odd "what up what up" greeting. Seems very unplugged in of Sean?

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Spunky, I never understand half the things you say and I really appreciate that about you.

 

I'm okay with that I guess.

 

 

Wait...which half?

 

Here's another one of Hans Solo. Here, he's doing the scene where Admiral Akmar, the fish admiral, is being all, "It's a trap!" and Hans is like, "Don't taze me bro, I am trying to get some shuteye before we bomb the big laser planet thing." And Admiral Smezmar, the owl admiral is like, "Sweet burn, Hans!"

 

This half.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Also:

 

If Star Jones got into an intergalactic feud with Ringo Starr, would that be known in the tabloids as the "Star wars Starr Star War?"

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

This half.

Ah, I can explain this one. Ross is going to be playing the star of Star Wars, Hans Solo, and so we did a photographic reenactment of a scene from the movie. "It's a trap!" is a really famous line, actually. I'm a little surprised you didn't know that. The other actors are represented in the photo by stuffed toys, because I didn't really have a better way to stage the photo in my house. I might need to get some more dogs.

 

Edit: Confession time. I already had this picture, and I wanted to post it because it is funny, but I needed a way to tie it into the Star Wars thing I'd been talking about. In the movie, there is no scene with a fish admiral or an owl admiral, but I thought I could fake it and fool everyone. Sorry.

 

Also:

 

If Star Jones got into an intergalactic feud with Ringo Starr, would that be known in the tabloids as the "Star wars Starr Star War?"

 

Yes, definitely. And if Star-burns from Community dissed Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford, it would be "Star-burns burns Star Wars stars."

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Can we get a weekly Hurricane Dennis newsletter? Scratch that can you just put me on a skype call with him sometime? He seems like a good listener.

I'm happy to keep you updated about Dennis. I've noticed that pictures of my cute dogs get the sweet, sweet likes that I crave. My funny jokes and stories on the other hand, well lets just say that Jo McGurl only understands half of them. It's called RANDO HUMOR, people!

 

BTW, Hurricane Dennis isn't that great of a listener. He has no qualms about rudely wandering away as soon as he is bored. True story, Freud had chows and he used them in his therapy sessions, because he trusted their innate sense of when it is time for something to be over. They would get up and go stand by the door, and that's when Freud would end the session. Dennis is very much that way: he has firm opinions about when something has been going on long enough, and equally firm opinions about what should happen next. He'll pay rapt attention all day, though, if you have baby carrots to give him. He's mad for them.

[dixon 5920]

I guess my post about eps that gave clues to the earwolf location was a little pressing, but surprised it got deleted even after I edited out a lot of it...

[greggy 15909]

tell me about it, the dan engler dick pic i posted on page 4 got deleted to

[chanson 9697]

I'm so bored.

[alargebucket 1589]

Also:

 

If Star Jones got into an intergalactic feud with Ringo Starr, would that be known in the tabloids as the "Star wars Starr Star War?"

If Weird Al, Star Jones, Ringo Starr, Warren Buffet and Bart Starr joined Storage Wars and got in a feud outside a celebrity storage facility and cattle ranch over who had the lamest retro Star Wars t-shirt from the Disney retail outlet, would the headline be: Stalwart Steers Stare Where Stars Store Wares as Storage Wars Stars Starr, Warren, Star, Weird and Starr Stir War On Who Wore Worst Worn Star Wars Store Wear ?

 

Hmm?

[Andrew 4646]

I guess my post about eps that gave clues to the earwolf location was a little pressing, but surprised it got deleted even after I edited out a lot of it...

 

A few minutes after I posted mine I remembered there was that whole thing with Tig so I just took it all down.

[JacobCrites 4977]

If Weird Al, Star Jones, Ringo Starr, Warren Buffet and Bart Starr joined Storage Wars and got in a feud outside a celebrity storage facility and cattle ranch over who had the lamest retro Star Wars t-shirt from the Disney retail outlet, would the headline be: Stalwart Steers Stare Where Stars Store Wares as Storage Wars Stars Starr, Warren, Star, Weird and Starr Stir War On Who Wore Worst Worn Star Wars Store Wear

 

Hmm?

This post needs some more attention.

[Zsinjeh 1677]

am I loosing my freakin' bean over here or was this one of the best podcast episodes i've ever heard???