nrkist 71 Posted March 9, 2015 So, everyone says that you should punch a shark in the face, if you are ever in that situation...but punching anybody in the face is the resolution to that situtation. Share this post Link to post
orphan yachts 217 Posted March 9, 2015 what did Mr. Davis' canine service animal say? Â I can see for Miles 2 Share this post Link to post
HipGuide 196 Posted March 9, 2015 what did Mr. Davis' canine service animal say?  I can see for Miles   st. vincent moan-sigh quality 1 Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 9, 2015 what did Mr. Davis' canine service animal say?  I can see for Miles  That's a concerning joke that you would find on the inside of a bubblegum wrapper. It would motivate you to write a scathing letter to the Bazooka Joe Company. By the way...no bazooka's. Neither rocket launchers nor boobs. Basically, we gotta take down Bazooka Joe and it's deceitful business practices. Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 9, 2015 Cats are always purring and rubbing up against things, but once you get them all in a bag and toss 'em in a lake, they pretty much don't do anything.... Share this post Link to post
denimgremlin 1179 Posted March 9, 2015 I'm opening a new store that caters to Wiccans with allergies it's called Sneezin' of the Witch. 3 Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 9, 2015 My band, Wickett and the Yub Yubs, would love to do the music for your commercial. It's my ewok-themed metal band...Nicholas Cage is somehow involved. Â We found some success with Wickett's Wicann Wild World of Yub Yub. There's a lot of confusing audience crossover even admiting a really weak passing sound similarity. Share this post Link to post
DanEngler 5249 Posted March 9, 2015 I used to think I was Pansexual, until I realized I'm only attracted to the goat half. 5 Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 9, 2015 I used to think I was Pansexual, until I realized I just wasn't that into skillets. 1 Share this post Link to post
JuhoGrubert 5 Posted March 9, 2015 I used to think I was Pansexual, until I realized I could jerk off as easily to more favourable reviews. 3 Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 9, 2015 In a grocery store, the clerk always asks you, "Paper or Plastic?" Â I always tell them to really mix it up and surprise me. Â Edit: That foam brought to you direct from 1982. Share this post Link to post
ShemRahBrohan 124 Posted March 9, 2015 If you ever run across a depressed committee of Xbox specialists, it would be a perfect opportunity to console the console council. 1 Share this post Link to post
denimgremlin 1179 Posted March 9, 2015 I'm ghost writing Mister Ed's auto biography. It's called Horsetory Share this post Link to post
DanEngler 5249 Posted March 10, 2015 You know who I bet wishes they got an Amber Alert? All those mosquitoes drinking dinosaur blood! 6 Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 10, 2015 You know who I bet wishes they got an Amber Alert? All those mosquitoes drinking dinosaur blood! LOL, no...explain. The amber alerts are for the mosquitoes? Why would we want that? I actually don't want to much investigate further here, despite how funny it is. Share this post Link to post
JuhoGrubert 5 Posted March 10, 2015 I used to think I was pansexual, until I put my penis in one and realized just how hot a pan can be. Share this post Link to post
orphan yachts 217 Posted March 12, 2015 they say great Mayans stink alike. who says that? the Aztecs Share this post Link to post
RobertKeene 11 Posted March 14, 2015 Knock knock. (Who's there?) The doorbell repairman. Share this post Link to post
ComedyGangBang 88 Posted March 14, 2015 Guys, these jokes are too good to be foam. 1 Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 15, 2015 So, everyone says that you should punch a shark in the face, if you are ever in that situation...but punching anybody in the face is the resolution to that situtation. Â Like...in this situation...was anyone really thinking, "Maybe I should really work this shark's body. Kinda pile away at that for a bit and wear this shark down for the KO". NO! You just punch the thing available to you which happens to be it's FACE and NOSE which is immediately available to you BECAUSE IT'S EATING YOU. You know whats highly effective in any man-man/man-animal fight? Â Punching something directly in the nose. Â Go try it out on your pets, and you will see what I'm saying. 1 Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 15, 2015 So they call it 'First Class Mail', but it should be called 'Probably Never Going to Get There Mail'. It's called 'First Class', but of all classifications of mail, it's infact 'Worst Class'. Share this post Link to post
orphan yachts 217 Posted March 16, 2015 some of the hardest animals to fight don't have a nose bro Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 16, 2015 Yeah, like...don't punch a star fish in the face...cause you're actually punching it in the penis...? Â Look, I dunno how this works, but I am definitely behind a soft coast of star-fish punching. Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 16, 2015 . I think something happened, and people became very worked up, regarding which animal deserved a nut checking the most. It was quite shameful all round, and unfunnny. That's why this weird space is here... Share this post Link to post
nrkist 71 Posted March 16, 2015 some of the hardest animals to fight don't have a nose bro  The dumb ones...brah... Share this post Link to post