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What's your All-star CBB guest line up look like, bro?

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Oh my, this is a hard one. But here goes nothing:

 

-Harris would be my ultimate pick for co-host, but since ghosts can't do podcasts (expect Richard Harrow) I'd choose Jason Mantzoukas

 

-PFT as Werner Herzog or Cake Boss (Cake Boss)

 

-Andy Daly as Cactus Tony or Don Dimello

 

-And almost forgot my perhaps all time favorite charac: Tom Lennon as Little Garold! I'd love to see him back, he hasn't been on for so long.

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The picks of Paul F. Tompkins Lauen Lapkus and Andy Daley are strong, probably my 3 favorite character guests along with James Adomian. Give me 2 of those 4 in character and cohost could be Paul F, Paul Rust or Ben Schwartz. Harris would have been great of course, RIP. I also love the Gillian Jacobs/Gary Marshall dynamic. And maybe seeing Reggie Watts do his thing live would be a trip. Too many greats to choose from!

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Dream Team:

 

- Adomian as Jesse Ventura or Tom Lykis

- Lauren Lapkus as HoHo

- PFT as (Sir) Andrew Lloyd Weber

- Daly as Dom Dimillo

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This Question is almost impossible. But here I go:

 

Jason Mantzoukas

PFT as Cake Boss or JW Stillwater

Jenny Slate

Andy Daly as anyone

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I can't do just one:

 

Bob Ducca, Todd and Lennon Parham as Gloria, OR

 

Classic Suicide House lineup of Cyber Thug, Miles Archer, Bueford, Messmore, Ghost Boy and Maxmillian Blanc, OR

 

Classic Enigma Force Five lineup of Jesse Ventura, Huell Howser and Ice T, OR

 

El Chupacabra and Jon Hamm, OR

 

Marissa Wompler, Miss Listler and one or more supporting characters from the Womplerverse, with possibly someone new playing Diane and/or Rodney, OR

 

Jason Mantzoukas, and Andy Daly as anybody.

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Gillian Jacobs, PFT as Mr. Marshall and Len Wiseman and Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman (Gilly's divorce lawyer).

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Gotta have PFT and Paul Rust purely for the off-mic laughter. Would also love to witness Lauren Lapkus and Claudia O'Doherty playing off of each other.

 

edit: oh man now my head is swirling with crossover ideas

wompler meets gino

the calvins twins meet the bachelor brothers

jw stillwater takes on don dimello

hoho gives knives to forvel for christmas

canada day special with alan thicke, nathan fielder and jon daly and nick kroll as gene creemers and bryan lacroix

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Todd meets HR Giger's ghost and Jesse Ventura for some counseling on what it is to be a real man.

Edit: plus Andy Daly doing whatever he wants.

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So hard to choose. My actual dream team might just be the Farts & Pro crew. Or even a Solo Holo with Harris.

 

But if I had to design a show along traditional CBB nonsense lines, Gino, Traci Reardon, Tom Leykis.

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I'm gonna say, Todd Glass as himself, PFT as Ice T and a surprise attack by Brett Gelman

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Start it as a Solo Bolo with Benny Schwaz

 

But wait! Intern Gino won't stop interrupting the Solo Bolo!

 

Then JW Stillwater bursts in cause he heard a crime go!

 

And we bring it on home by letting Lauren Lapkus do whatever the fuck she wants.

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This is a very difficult decision. I now understand what Michael must have gone through. I think it might have to be:

Intern Gino

Nephew Todd

Ice T

Dov Charney

 

Honorable mention:

Zouks

Any Andy Daly charac

Any Horatio charac

 

I can't believe you people made me pick!

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Fill-in host because Scott couldn't make it: Paul F. Tompkins

Special Guests: Todd Glass and/or Jason Mantzoukas

Surprise additional guest: DABNEY!

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PFT as Ghost of Richard Harrow, Cake Boss or Werner Herzog

Andy Daly as August Lindt OR Dalton Wilcox

Matt Gourley as HR Giger

Weird Al just.... because he's awesome

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I've been thinking about this one for a bit. I think what made the episode so enjoyable was the insane mashup of characters.

 

Andrew Lloyd Weber

El Chubacabra

Traci Reardon/Marrisa Wampler

 

It still feels inferior to Michael's ep. I constantly looked like an insane person laughing alone walking down the sidewalk.

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Fill-in host because Scott couldn't make it: Paul F. Tompkins Special Guests: Todd Glass and/or Jason Mantzoukas Surprise additional guest: DABNEY!

 

Y'know, I would listen to an episode that's just Scott and Dabney.

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As Themselves

- Maria Bamford (y'all forgetting the queen of off-mic laughter)

- Reggie Watts with songs to take us to every break

 

Characters

- Cake Boss vs. Pie Minister epic showdown

AND ONE OF THESE PAIRINGS:

- R. Schrift and Claudia O'Doherty, OR

- Neil Campbell and Paul Rust as those miserly crones Mildred and Patty Hill

 

Games

Would You Rather?

Riddle Me This

Pie Quiz

(If Campbell and Rust are involved, make Mildred and Patty join a Freestyle Rap Battle in character.)

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Todd Glass

Claudia O'Doherty as Claudia O'Doherty

Neil Campbell as a new character

 

Well I got two out of three, that ain't bad.

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Weird Al (performing songs (new and old) maybe 2 or 3 times throughout the show solo with accordion as well as hanging out and talking)

Gregg Turkington (as his On Cinema persona)

Tom Green

Norm Macdonald

 

it would have to be at least a 3 hour episode

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1)

Paul F. Tompkins as Cake Boss, JW Stillwater (the newest member of Enigma Force Five) and The Pie Minister

James Adomian as Jesse Ventura and Huell Howser

 

The title of the episode: "Cakespiracy Theory" wherein we discover the truth of Buddy Valastro's sabotaged career.

 

2)

Andy Daly as Dalton Wilcox and Don DiMello

Neil Campbell as Rick Faber and Winsome

Scott Aukerman as Dabney Coleperson

Lauren Lapkus as herself or Jason Mantzoukas as himself, hosting because of Scott's absence.

 

The title of the episode: "Immortal Combat" wherein we discover why Dalton has been hunting Winsome for years.

 

3)

Paul F. Tompkins as Frank Doyle

Paget Brewster as Sadie Doyle

Matt Gourley as the ghost of H.R. Giger

James Adomian as the ghost of Christopher Hitchens

 

The title of the episode: "Ghoul Power" wherein Frank and Sadie are called to the Earwolf studios to deal with some spirits, both the drinks and the ghosts.

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