Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

Too scary:

 

[SteveH 11126]

guy, please. the writers room on Baby Grandpa. Don't make me have to buy/learn photoshop. I have to see this.

[greggy 15909]

now i really regret givin zinji my answer

[Zsinjeh 1677]

thank you greggy you a real bro

[JMonsterface 1974]

LIKES! LIKES FOR EVERYONE!!!

 

I want you all to know that I am not gonna let this go to my head, and that I'm still knowing my place as a new guy! In fact, I'm gonna be so down to earth about it that I'm not even gonna say exactly what I'm referring to!

 

Thanks to everyone who gave me sweet tips and pointers about how to become a forum cool-guy, and to everyone who ever liked anything I posted!

 

I'd also like to give a special shout-out to A Bear. He knows why.

[Casaba 5942]

Sean's dad is a retired police officer - I thought he was a farm orphan?

 

Maybe after they lost the farm to Monsanto, his dad became a police officer for 20 years and then retired after that. Since Sean is in his mid-40's or maybe early 50's, this would mean that he was on the farm for the first 18-20 years of his life. His dad probably retired fairly recently, in the last few years.

 

And maybe Sean considers himself an orphan since he lost his mom...like a half-orphan.

[Zsinjeh 1677]

i added head tracking to robo sean and hayes so they stare dissapointingly @ u being a bad engineer

[dixon 5920]

Well how the fuck do I compete with that ^

[Dabney2016 100]

I'm really hoping we get to see our boys screen test after hearing that table read, sounded real promising and also very good and funny and nice guys.

 

Also, I'm a new person, so hello. I hope I can fit in with you guys....

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Well how the fuck do I compete with that ^

 

You had a good run.

[JMonsterface 1974]

I'd like to give a formal apology to KoolGuy Nerdjiani. If I had known what you had to go through I would never have tried to ambush you like that!

 

[Casaba 5942]

Well how the fuck do I compete with that ^

 

It's not a competition. This is a safe space.

[dixon 5920]

Then how do I win?

[Zsinjeh 1677]

Then how do I win?

You're still good Dixon, I'm kind of stuck here with this one trick pony though

SIKE IT WAS ALL IN OUTER SPACE THIS WHOLE TIME

 

 

Edit: To be serious for a moment, I think the Earwolf studios with some more polish could be a fun room for VR Chat (

) - It works for people without VR units as well, a neat alternative to Hangouts

[xoValeriexo 4369]

I'll listen to the ep tonight, but for now I have some business to attend to.

 

If Sean and Hayes don’t have Kyle Bosman on the show, here is a list of the bad things I will do to all of you:

 

1. I will shave Hurricane Dennis bald.

 

2. I will watch Birdman without Joe McGurl even though I promised we’d watch it together.

 

3. I will crimp Hayes’ hair while he is sleeping and I’ll reset his alarm so he won’t have time to fix it before the big meeting.

 

4. I will draw unflattering cartoons of Greggy’s children.

 

5. I will change Marshall Mellow’s avatar to a butt with a fart coming out of it.

 

6. I will change RanRan’s name to WalkWalk.

 

7. I will trim Anastasia’s bangs even if they’re not quite ready for a trim.

 

8. I will take from Sean everything that he loves.

 

9. I will freeze Andrew’s bread, making it very inconvenient to make breakfast.

 

10. I will kick Honlads in the nuts.

 

11. I will watch Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery with Asteck and make witty commentary throughout.

 

12. I will help Andy Kneis study for the GRE and I will take it pretty hard if he doesn’t do well.

 

13. I will make Burdrulz homemade pretzels so he’ll never be able to enjoy another pretzel again.

 

14. I will talk up the new Vince Vaughn/Dave Franco movie to TheloniousJunk so he at least considers seeing it in the theater.

 

15. I will recommend a good therapist to AmericanDiaper who can put him on a stable dosage of medication so he can kick that depression for good.

 

16. I will introduce Jacob C to Adam Levine because he actually has a pretty nice voice and maybe he’ll get a record deal out of it, I mean I know it’s a long shot but you never know.

 

17. I will turn the lights off, put a flashlight under my chin, and tell MBOP a scary story.

 

18. I will make JMonsterFace fall in love with me and he will be devastated when he finds out it all started as a bet.

 

19. I will baptize Tim Treese’s first born child whether he wants me to or not.

 

20. I will make Dixon’s ringtone the “Are you Afraid of the Dark?” theme so he will sound scared every time he answers the phone.

 

21. I will watch a mediocre movie with Brgrho and I will go on and on about how good it was.

 

22. I will slit Rod Aug’s throat.

 

23. I will fail to mention you by name in a list I made and it will make you feel like you’re not part of the group.

 

THE LONG POSTS WON'T STOP UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT.

[greggy 15909]

related, can we get john cochran back on the show some time? if you guys are afraid of bothering him just give me his email address and i'll talk him in to it

 

not until after veebs guy though, i dont want to get cut

[marshall mellow 1671]

I want to cry because I haven't listened to this episode yet and I am so stressed out and busy that I might not get to it until later today, and I want to listen NOW I still haven't listened to Hayes' GG episode yet or finished yesterdays CBB all the way through. Aargh. May have to abandon job.

[Casaba 5942]

7. I will trim Anastasia’s bangs even if they’re not quite ready for a trim.

 

Nooooooo! Sean, Hayes, do what Veebs says before this horrible fate befalls me!!!

 

22. I will slit Rod Aug’s throat.

 

Whoa, some people are getting a more raw deal than others.

[skizelo 2536]

Edit: To be serious for a moment, I think the Earwolf studios with some more polish could be a fun room for VR Chat (

) - It works for people without VR units as well, a neat alternative to Hangouts

 

I can't wait to crowd like 10 people in there. It'll be like that enginier's podcast (is that still going?) or whenever the Birthday Boys guest.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

I was a little bummed I didn't get a mention until Rod Aug got his fucking throat slit.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Hmmmmmm, never mind.

[Zsinjeh 1677]

 

I can't wait to crowd like 10 people in there. It'll be like that enginier's podcast (is that still going?) or whenever the Birthday Boys guest.

hollywood handbook only has 4 listeners you dummy

[JMonsterface 1974]

18.

 

Oh YEAH!!? Well wait till you see this!

 

*removes scrunchie and glasses*

 

*shakes head all around in slow motion*

 

You- "OH NO! Nerds was cool the whole time!" *schwing!*

 

ps- I actually want to thank you for this reference, because it led me to the "She's All That" IMDB page, which led me to reading the cast list, which led me to a special surprise that made my day all over again.

[Casaba 5942]

 

Oh YEAH!!? Well wait till you see this!

 

*removes scrunchie and glasses*

 

*shakes head all around in slow motion*

 

You- "OH NO! Nerds was cool the whole time!" *schwing!*

 

ps- I actually want to thank you for this reference, because it led me to the "She's All That" IMDB page, which led me to reading the cast list, which led me to a special surprise that made my day all over again.

 

Are Sean and Hayes in She's All That?!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh wait, are you talking about the fun coincidence that Dule Hill and Milo Ventimiglia are both in it?

[JMonsterface 1974]

Oh wait, are you talking about the fun coincidence that Dule Hill and Milo Ventimiglia are both in it?

 

Yeah , references really IS fun!