EPISODE 82 — Neil Casey, Our Close Friend

[rod aug 5637]

Bullshit, he should be #3 AT BEST

[devscoots 2561]

I had already friended you Valerie. No more information exists to give.

[SteveH 11126]

someone should come up with a definitive ranking of the handsome boys.

[honlads 8798]

omg what a screenshot fail, joe.

[honlads 8798]

someone should come up with a definitive ranking of the handsome boys.

 

Joe is #1 and that's all that matters.

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

 

Not sure what the joke is here. Something about a mouse needing three holes instead of one?

 

Anyways what's up mice :#HollywoodHandbook.

 

 

I think it's funny because you're forced to picture a mouse with a mouse sitting on each shoulder.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

someone should come up with a definitive ranking of the handsome boys.

 

Honlads is right. It's really an exercise in futility. I'm #1 and that's what is truly important.

 

[Jakal 4475]

Guys, new emergency. I cant find my nalgene anywhere and I'm really thirsty and have looked everywhere, help,

 

 

edit: this cookie I'm eating is really dry too.

 

edit: found it, it was next to the sink, disaster avoided, good job everyone.

Edited May 8, 2015 by Jakal

[DanielLuna 117]

submission for the world title of Handsome Boy

[xoValeriexo 4369]

I had already friended you Valerie. No more information exists to give.

 

ACTUALLY, devscoots, during your friending spree I checked to see if you added me and you hadn't. I decided to not take it personally and I added you instead of waiting for your sorry ass to add me. But now that I'm up in the big leagues getting my turn at bat, look at who comes running? Fuck you, Dev.

 

 

And thank-you so much for the compliments, it means a lot to me.

[greggy 15909]

ok friends, you know what time it is! thats right, its time for the premiere of a brand new season of the hit hollywood handbook forum sitcom, Home Grown Tomatoes.

 

before the show, go binge-watch episodes 1-3 here:

http://timsvlog.org/HGT/index.html

 

then check out the "missing episode", episode 2B here:

https://www.dropbox....b%20%283%29.rtf

 

now you're ready to listen to the theme song before the big show:

https://soundcloud.c.../small-potatoes (theme by shoshobro)

 

and now the moment you've all been waiting for, season 2 episode 1, "The New Batch":

https://www.dropbox...._batch.rtf?dl=0

[kobthatreal 5896]

oh my god!!!! yess!!!! we are back baby!

 

i hope my script for season 2 makes it through the selection process! last time i was so nervous but luckily sean used his veto power over Hayes to let me be episode 3!

 

so yea for u new users basically u submit the scripts to sean and hayes at their personal emails that they give out to the select few who obviously have writing talent. once they are submitted they go through the selection process and choose the top 3 that would make some kind of sense if u put them in order.

 

i am not sure if theyre still doing the missig secret episode but if u dont think ur top 3 material dont give up because theres a chance u could be secret episode!!!

[greggy 15909]

future spoilies for further down the line, in case anyone makes it thru the arduous approval process (don't read this if you dont want to get spoilied):

mr anchorman is "alive" in a giant robot body waiting to be awakened, nicholas is the son of valerie bryant and uncle jesse, who are somehow still alive and humans, he has a evil twin brother named alexander who will show up at some point

 

season 1 is still available for episodes to be written in too

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Holy shit, yes! I forgot about Home Grown Tomatoes!

[Toro y Moist 695]

DURING THIS SHOT, A SPOOKY, ATMOSPHERIC VERSION OF THE HOME GROWN TOMATOES THEME PLAYS AND A NARRATOR TAKES A LARGE EXPOSITION DUMP ALL OVER OUR CHESTS, A CLEVELAND STEAMER OF BACKGROUND INFORMATION TELLING US HOW THE WORLD GOT THIS WAY.

Well stop beating around the Bush Did 9/11 and tell us your third prophecy, Agata!

ah shit i never got to tell skizelo that i loved him, now im dead 2 lol

I need more Home Grown Tomatoes. Is this going to be like Netflix where they all come out at once or more like British television where they only release one episode every two years or whatever? Seriously though, this is awesome, there are some really talented people on this forum.

 

Edit: I'm also glad that everyone is still standing firm against "Hayes N Sean's" username.

Edited May 8, 2015 by Toro y Moist

[rod aug 5637]

Ok the mouth to mouth resuscitation joke in Big Time in Hollywood, FL is probably the most disgusting and hilarious thing I've seen in a long time. It nearly made me spit out my drink, thank god I wasn't drinking it at the time.

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

Am I in the running for most handsome boy?

 

[Houston 4819]

RTW,

 

What's your take on magnets?

[gototimsvlogdotnet 2886]

In your story Val I end up living with Andy Knies. I'm OK with this. He's a nice guy who gave me a good hug.

 

Way better than that HGT episode where I was just a milkcow.

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

RTW,

 

What's your take on magnets?

 

That's a polarizing topic.

[Houston 4819]

 

That's a polarizing topic.

SCIENCE JOKE! But seriously, are you a juggalo?

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

SCIENCE JOKE! But seriously, are you a juggalo?

 

Nope, I'm a pizza bear.

[Mister Smart 462]

I'm vivaladisney on reddit. You should all go downvote all of my posts for a joke.

[SteveH 11126]

Am I in the running for most handsome boy?

 

 

Greggy?