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Episode 85 — David Letterman, Our Close Friend

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Americans say "What's Up Dude"

 

Australians say "How's it going"

 

Irishes say "Howya"

 

Englanders say "alright guv'nor"

 

Germans say "Wie gehts"

 

Frenches say "Ooh La La Bonjour"

 

We're all so different but we've united to create something beautiful. We've deconstructed the decades old art form of the internet message board to fashion a new way of posting, We've all slammed the normal forum conventions on to the ground and given them a big 'ol kick in the balls and said "NO MORE".

 

We don't discriminate against race or colour or creed. We embrace all humanity has to offer whether they be the #1 Handsome Boy or a poster with a truly bad username. We are gender blind (except Chanson). We patiently wait for some popcorn even as it becomes more and more scarce. We even fuckin kinda tolerate SteveH!

 

In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 30th of May, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. To post funny stuff.

And should we win the day, the 30th of May will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

 

 

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You guys are mean and you smell

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Hi guys, I hope this isn't annoying but I released a new EP today and wanted to share it with anyone who might be interested... it's super sincere synthpop and is not funny at all, but if you're into being emotional and shit take a listen: https://clotworthy.b....com/album/kind

 

sorry again for spam i love you bye

 

A Bear- I think 'unremarkable' is, in fact, remarkable. 'Bother' has a real Paul Simon thing going on and I like it. I also like that in some songs you're fucking shredding on guitar and it's unexpected bc its computers music. I'm a fan!

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Has everyone got the Social Experiment album for free of itunes? Pretty big big mistake in one guy's opinion. Just sayin is all. Just puttin it out there.

 

https://itunes.apple...urf/id998076113

 

 

 

EDIT: the mistake being NOT getting this album. I was not clear, I apologise.

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Chance the Rapper is never a mistake devscoots.

 

Edit, words.

 

Also, A Bear, I just listened to your music and I thought it was just swell. I'm not crying or anything.

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drove out to santa ana (which basically makes california look like a fucking flyover state or some bullshit, 40+ miles from hollywood are you kidding me?) to see Neutral Milk Hotel last night. Third time seeing them since the reunion and I'd have to say it was the best live experience I've ever had (other than Hollywood Handbook live @ UCB sunset)

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Chance the Rapper is never a mistake devscoots.

 

Edit, words.

 

Also, A Bear, I just listened to your music and I thought it was just swell. I'm not crying or anything.

 

 

Every track that Chance has put out since Acid Rap has been a mistake though

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I've developed a personality test and algorithm which will enable me to mark all forums members out of 70. Simply answer the following questions either seriously or jokingly and we will all be able to see your cool rating:

 

Favourite Episode: Dave Thomas

 

Favourite Film: High Fidelity

 

Favourite TV Show: Friday Night Lights

 

Favourite Band: Pavement

 

Favourite City: Austin

 

Red or Turquoise: Red

 

Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

 

Favourite Number out of 70: 11

 

Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: McTreese

 

COOL RATING: 70

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I've developed a personality test and algorithm which will enable me to mark all forums members out of 70. Simply answer the following questions either seriously or jokingly and we will all be able to see your cool rating:

 

Favourite Episode: Dave Thomas

 

Favourite Film: High Fidelity

 

Favourite TV Show: Friday Night Lights

 

Favourite Band: Pavement

 

Favourite City: Austin

 

Red or Turquoise: Red

 

Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: Mary Elizabeth Winstead

 

Favourite Number out of 70: 11

 

Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: McTreese

 

COOL RATING: 70

 

70 is the worst, right?

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Best of ep. Citizen Kane. Breaking Bad and The Wire. The Beatles. New York, New York. All colors are equal. Rocky Dennis. 70. Toe.

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Favorite episode: The Scuzzman or Middlyditch

 

Favorite film: Jaws

 

Favorite TV Show: The news

 

Favorite Band: Andrew Jackson Jihad

 

Favorite City: Circuit

 

Red or Turquoise: turquoise, cuz that's a gem.

 

Famous person I'd kiss on the cheek: Melissa Joan Heart or Jesse Eisenberg

 

Fave number before 70: is this just a trap to get me to say 69? Fuckin pervin out.

 

Joe and Tim's celeb name: Cup o' Joe from Tim Horton's.

 

Cool rating: A+

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Favorite episode: Dan Klein / B.J Novak / PFT.2

 

Favorite film: Rushomre

 

Favorite tv show: soccer or Party Down

 

Favorite band: Joyce Manor

 

Favorite city: North Hollywood

 

Red or Turqoise: 'or'

 

Famous person I'd kiss on the cheek: Michael Jackson

 

Fave number before 70: 420

 

Joe and Tim's celeb name: Toe Jam thank you ma'am

 

 

am i supposed to speculate what my cool rating is? i'd say C-/70

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Favourite Film: High Fidelity

Favourite Band: Pavement

i considered picking both of these babies but thought I'd pick a band that I've seen live/kept up with new releases, neither of which apply to pavement

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Favourite Episode: Dave Thomas

 

Favourite TV Show: Friday Night Lights

 

Favourite City: Austin

You don't need to pander to me, ADC. I already thought you were cool.

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Favourite Episode: BJ Novak

 

Favourite Film: Fargo

 

Favourite TV Show: The Sopranos

 

Favourite Band: Ryan Adams

 

Favourite City: Portland, ME (I haven't been to many cities), but I do like Portland a lot

 

Red or Turquoise: Red

 

Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: January Jones

 

Favourite Number out of 70: 29

 

Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: Tim McGraw

 

COOL RATING: ?

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Favourite Episode: Matt Gourley

 

Favourite Film: The Royal Tennenbaums

 

Favourite TV Show: Parks & Rec or Agents of SHIELD

 

Favourite Band: Lagwagon

 

Favourite City: Can't really answer that one. Like bits of many.

 

Red or Turquoise: Red

 

Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: Samuel L. Jackson (for the story. would be more of a forehead kiss as though I was giving him my blessing)

 

Favourite Number out of 70: yes

 

Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: JoeFuckyourself

 

COOL RATING: <error>

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drove out to santa ana (which basically makes california look like a fucking flyover state or some bullshit, 40+ miles from hollywood are you kidding me?) to see Neutral Milk Hotel last night. Third time seeing them since the reunion and I'd have to say it was the best live experience I've ever had (other than Hollywood Handbook live @ UCB sunset)

 

I saw them in Brooklyn last year and it was amazing. They opened with 'Oh, Comely'. I also drank a big beer at a german bar and ate a sausage so it was a great night.

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I'm a #newboy, but I'd like to play along! I'd also like to retype them to avoid all the U's in favorite

 

Favorite episode: Mary Holland or Zoe Jarman

Favorite film: Wild Strawberries (Houston took Royal Tenenbaums that's what I'd probably say if I wasn't trying to look cool)

Favorite TV Show: Mr Seinfeld

Favorite Band: Danny Brown

Favorite City: Charleston SC

Red or Turquoise: Turq baby

Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: Abbi Glazer

Favorite number out of 70: 4.20

Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: Joetim Noah

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I don't like picking favorites so I usually list joke answers

 

But I will stand by Surf Ninjas being an excellent film

 

Edit: Of course half of us in this forum are Neutral Milk Hotel fans

 

Of course

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Ep: Lamorne Morris

Film: Napoleon Dynamite (it's still hilarious, I don't care)

TV: 30 Rock / Mad Men

Band: Yeezus

City: Nashville y'all

Red or Turquoise: Monochrome

Famous person for kissy: Allison Brie since nohorseman took Abbi

Number: 20

Joe/Tim: Tool/Tim

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