EPISODE 92 — Fans, Our Close Fans

[Houston 4819]

 

WOAH! Wait 120 MILLION years old?! They must have taken to land because it was more cre-"spacious" (Cretaceous).

 

I bet first they were all like, "yo, you see that T-Rex? That's some shit right there. Stupid arms, sure, but them teeths?" Turtles are naturally conservative and fearful. But eventually their kids were all, "shut up old man! I can do what I want! Plus, what gigantic killing machine are you talking about? There ain't shit here but giant sloths and big ass dragonfly's". The family split up and they haven't talked sense. It's a sad story really.

[Tron_doe 703]

I would have thought the "Location: Northeast Ohio" gave you away first as the impostor that you are

^

"I used to get it in Ohio" - Cameron Giles

[mikebonetti 3718]

I would have thought the "Location: Northeast Ohio" gave you away first as the impostor that you are

^

"I used to get it in Ohio" - Cameron Giles

 

Another famous Giles who spent time in Northeast Ohio.

[nohorseman 5423]

At SEC media day, Tennessee is revealing their new Offensive Coordinator.

 

Sounds like we have one in these parts too, it's Witty Llama

[Tron_doe 703]

 

Another famous Giles who spent time in Northeast Ohio.

 

^

 

Points

[JacobCrites 4977]

I can't even work today guys. I want to transfer to a new job where I only ever have to work tomorrow.

[funny Before & After name 127]

 

Ugh you got it before I copyedited it too. That grammatical error is like a zit on my nose :'(

 

I hope you remember this! You think just because you get to drive Anastasia around like your Morgan Freeman that you can just correct your comment? Well you got another thing coming mista'!

[SteveH 11126]

are you thinking of Cameron Crowe?

[skizelo 2536]

Just remembered another joke from the show and a way to change it: "Andy, Veebs?"

 

Have you guys ever worked hard on typing a post that is funny and well thought out

 

No

[JacobCrites 4977]

are you thinking of Cameron Crowe?

I was thinking of Russell Crowe.

That's two Crowes.

Now we're Counting Crowes!

[Blink 1844]

The new shade of green Spotify is using:

[RanRan 3242]

"Likes Will Tear Us Apart" is my favorite Joy Division song. And how great is that squiggly line album cover?

<--pretty great

 

Episode was great as well. It's a real testament to Sean and Hayes's talent that they can make an episode so enjoyable regardless of the guests.

[Asteck 1250]

I just want to say thanks and apologize to Sean and Hayes. It was very rude of me to attend a book signing that was taking place in the town that I live in. Next time there's a tour I'll be more sensitive and make sure there is at least a day's travel to where ever the live-reading is located. I hope my negligence hasn't cast a poor light on the rest of these beloved forums and those who post here.

 

With sincere regret,

AdamAsteckAssBusinessBatmanDuDuDuSnapSnap

[chanson 9697]

Chanson we know you're upset but take it down a notch okay buddy? We all recognize that you've been snubbed, isn't that right guys? Maybe next time pal. Smiley face. Birthday cake. Stack of hundo's

 

You bring up a good point. I really need to start donating fat stacks to the show.

[SteveH 11126]

anyone interested in joining a HH forum fantasy football league? that could be exciting

[chanson 9697]

PS -

 

HAPPY BASTILLE DAY

 

here's a great rendition of La Marseillaise

 

[nohorseman 5423]

anyone interested in joining a HH forum fantasy football league? that could be exciting

 

I'm taking Sillylillyquee in my fantasy forum league. I'll trade up to get her. She doesn't have the two Star performances of a Dixon, or the name recognition / persona of a Joe McGurl but that likes-to-post ratio makes a numbers guy like me get dollar signs in my eyes

[souprman 10477]

I'm taking Sillylillyquee in my fantasy forum league. I'll trade up to get her. She doesn't have the two Star performances of a Dixon, or the name recognition / persona of a Joe McGurl but that likes-to-post ratio makes a numbers guy like me get dollar signs in my eyes

this fantasy forum league is tearing us apart! (too soon?)

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Sure, the Likes:Posts ratio Silly offers is nice but you need to account for the posts/thread stats too. In that case SteveH might be a good late first, early second round pick but you always risk him going on an American Diaper-esque posting rampage and getting shunned from the forums for the season. And Dixon is a definite lottery pick, you've gotta put some weight into consistency. That's a guaranteed 45-60 likes per week! You numbers guys always rely too much on advanced stats and try and get fancy with the draft. IT NEVER WORKS!

[souprman 10477]

all i know is i don't want me on my team because i've been told i'm unstable and detract from morale.

 

birthday cake.

[elizamuffins 4228]

anyone interested in joining a HH forum fantasy football league? thatk could be exciting

 

Very very very interested!

[KevinEla 175]

My favorite part of the book was that Billy Madison was based on their lives. Didn't even bother me that 80% of the book was just the script to Billy Madison, either.

[nohorseman 5423]

Sure, the Likes:Posts ratio Silly offers is nice but you need to account for the posts/thread stats too. In that case SteveH might be a good late first, early second round pick but you always risk him going on an American Diaper-esque posting rampage and getting shunned from the forums for the season. And Dixon is a definite lottery pick, you've gotta put some weight into consistency. That's a guaranteed 45-60 likes per week! You numbers guys always rely too much on advanced stats and try and get fancy with the draft. IT NEVER WORKS!

 

I'd like to see you just try and hit that Caps Lock key when she posts a drawing.

 

The real lingering question this season is if Bozos can be expected to keep popping off these 30+ likers every post. #bz30

[LesJizzerables 54]

This is a good episode, but I'm surprised Tim didn't take the opportunity to promote Treese's Pieces of Eight Plunder Pile. It's a fun, cost-effective alternative to Dread Captain Sean's Booty Krate and is the perfect subscription service for the lamers, gamers, dweebs and dorkos in your life.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Turtles are 120 million years old and the first tortoises are thought to have walked on land around 65 million years ago shortly after the mass extension of dinosaurs. Talk about good timing!

 

Talkin' Bout Turtle? I think you're in the wrong section of the earwolf forums.