EPISODE 92 — Fans, Our Close Fans

[KevinEla 175]

That Joyce Manor record is the best.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

anyone interested in joining a HH forum fantasy football league? that could be exciting

 

 

i am interested.

[kobthatreal 5896]

I like to think of myself as an early 2nd rounder who will surprise a lot of people. Sure i cant draw or press buttons on photoshop(its cheap bullshit dixon u know it) but my content really speaks for itself. And the fact that i keep changing my name might mean i slide in the draft so it could be a really nice pick up for an already contending team. My go to move is make up a story that uses your standard sex drugs and rock n roll to get likes but I may surprise every now and then with a heart warming story about death. Now that ive made my pitch..

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

I CALLED SEAN.

I CALLED HAYES.

I CALLED TIM.

I CALLED ANASTASIA.

I CALLED VALERIE.

I CALLED ADAM.

 

I KNEW THE RECORDING WAS HAPPENING BUT NOBODY WOULD ANSWER.

IM DRIVING AROUND L.A. FURIOUSLY SEARCHING FOR THE ADDRESS TO THE STUDIO AND IM BEING ICED OUT BY THESE GUYS. IF I COULD BRIG UP THE CHAT LOGS FROM CYBERDUST I WOULD BUT THANKS TO THE GREAT TECHNOLOGY OF CYBERDUST IT DELETES MESSAGES. ITS LIKE SNAPCHAT FOR TEXTS. SPEAKING OF SNAPCHAT I HAVE A GREAT JOKE. "BEFORE SNAPCHAT THEY CALLED IT HUDDLE." ANYWAY, THATS THE TYPE OF GOLD U MISSED OUT ON. IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO BE PART OF THE RECORDING BE A MAN AND ANSWER YOUR PHONE AND SAY "SORRY WE CHANGED OUR MINDS."

 

AND THEN YOU GIVE PRO VERSION TO MCGURL? FUUUUCK ME WITH A PAPER MACHET CONDOM.

 

P.S. SEAN AND HAYES "I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WHACK BUT YOU DONT GET YOUR MAN BACK LIKE THAT."

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

That Joyce Manor record is the best.

 

 

Is this some sort of weird callback to the legendary Bozos joke?

[Jakal 4475]

Thats not the story I heard Kev:

 

[Mister Smart 462]

This episode had worst guests ever.

[chanson 9697]

TRICKED YOU ALL! THAT'S NOT A GOOD VERSION OF "LA MARSEILLAISE" AT ALL! THE GUY HAS A SPANISH ACCENT!

 

You all got Chanson'd!

 

This concludes the first installment of chansons avec la Chanson.

[nohorseman 5423]

We just got burned by one of the best. And folks thought Jack was the only fellow on fire.

 

Often imitated, never duplicated: Chanson. The Pacific North West, and I do mean Kanye and Kim's boy. Born with a silver spoon in his mouth and Nick Thune at his church camp.

[KevinEla 175]

TRICKED YOU ALL! THAT'S NOT A GOOD VERSION OF "LA MARSEILLAISE" AT ALL! THE GUY HAS A SPANISH ACCENT!

 

You all got Chanson'd!

 

This concludes the first installment of chansons avec la Chanson.

 

 

what's your appeal

[souprman 10477]

WHAT'S HIS APPEAL?!! LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING EARS! HE'S A-FUCKING-DORABLE!!!

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

 

what's your appeal

 

Great ninth post.

[KevinEla 175]

Great ninth post.

 

ty JeffreyParties :x

[rod aug 5637]

 

 

what's your appeal

Aregular? Hmmmm.

 

More like a regular Chanson.

[KevinEla 175]

WHAT'S HIS APPEAL?!! LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING EARS! HE'S A-FUCKING-DORABLE!!!

 

 

the 'ol switcherabeaglelooooo

[Game of Scones 5812]

Tim, Veebs, Anastasia, and Adam,

 

Great work! Envious of your good fortune. I meant to be there, but TSA had other plans for me. Maybe next time.

 

 

 

Book review: I learned. I laughed. 5 stars.

 

Sean legit looks like a fourteen year old Beaver-man hybrid.

 

(if that's sean and not the other one)

 

anyone interested in joining a HH forum fantasy football league? that could be exciting

 

I haven't watched football regularly in almost two years. I used to be good at these, and am tempted to join, but I don't think it would be good.

 

I feel like an ex gambler right now.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

ty JeffreyParties :x

You're welcome.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

I don't think Areg speaks French

[KevinEla 175]

Omelette du fromageeeeeeee

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Hmmm, Chanson's definitely not getting drafted

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Omelette du fromageeeeeeee

 

I think the French call it a "royale with cheese"

[mwn 5470]

when it comes to drafting, the only kind I care about is when it's in a race car! [visibly struggling to remember the sound a car makes] v...va va vooom!

[chanson 9697]

I was trying to find videos of Hayes' house for totally non-stalkerish totally normal not-at-all weird reasons and this came up:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V19XfdPMTw

 

Someone has to buy this house, right?

[elizamuffins 4228]

I was trying to find videos of Hayes' house for totally non-stalkerish totally normal not-at-all weird reasons and this came up:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V19XfdPMTw

 

Someone has to buy this house, right?

I would maybe consider it for funsies if the appliances weren't absolute doggie doo doo. I only cook on Viking.

[burdrulz 1760]

This was so amazing. So happy for the fans... Yall ruled, thank you for this again. Well, I guess Thank you Sean and Hayes for this, the whole concept around the books was brilliant. A perfect platform for the fans to integrate into the show without giving them too much pressure to "be funny".

 

I'm not saying they wouldn't do well (because they did great), I'm just saying that must feel crazy to get up on that mic.

[RocHoover 400]

I have spent a bit of time at Earwolf Studios and it's a great place.. I'm glad some of our fellow HHFs (Hollywood Handbook Fans) finally got a chance to see what it is like.