EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

What's the matter, TC?

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

So if I'm reading that shrimp bag correct, you either get 26 shrimp or 30 shrimp in a 1 lb. bag, never 28 or 27. Weird

[Andrew 4646]

Love this time of year. I can pretend I'm popular!

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Sorry thundercock, it was my fault. Picking up dorritos was my one and only responsibility, and I even managed to fuck that up. I guess it's time for me to take accountability and tell you the truth.

 

Earlier today, NPR reported that Dorritos was discontinuing the ranch flavo(u)r, and that all stores would sell out soon. Knowing that ranch was your favo(u)rite flavo(u)r, I rushed down to the supermarket to pick them up. NPR still playing on my car stereo, I became entranced with some news story about how BitCoins are the new sillybanz to kids these days.

 

I arrived at the store but wanted to hear the end of the story; unfortunately, once I reached the dorritos shelves, some asshole walked away with the last bag of ranch. I should have just streamed that program later, and then that would have been YOUR bag of dorritos; I'm such an idiot.

 

Because we know you'd be devastated to learn that not only were there no ranch Dorritos at the party, but there would never be ranch dorritos again at any party ever, we decided it best that you didn't come and save you from immense disappointment.

 

But I guess you know now anyway, sorry.

[Andrew 4646]

(u) ... (u) ... (u)

 

tyvm

[Dairy Pillows 1109]

Dear Australian forumers,

 

What's 2016 like? Anything exciting for the rest of us to look forward to? Do "hoverboards" still have wheels?

 

With love,

 

mikebonetti, your friend from the past.

 

Dearest Mike,

 

I'm writing this from an underground bomb shelter. I have terrible news regarding the future. Once midnight struck last night all I could hear were loud explosions. I looked into the sky to see colourful fire raining down everywhere. So I ran to safety in this bomb shelter. Now I am too scared to venture out. I've been told it wasn't isolated to where I was, my friend in Sydney sent me this photo of the Harbour Bridge on fire.

 

 

The end is nigh (NYE). Stay safe everyone. I love you all.

 

Yours eternally,

Dairy Pillows

xox

[Andrew 4646]

You can kinda see a devil face in the smoke. Bush up to his old tricks I'd bet. Stay safe.

[thejjar 5031]

I came and checked out your place muffins. Sorry I couldn't stay but I thought it wouldn't be the best for me to drop mad tabs LMAO love tripping right guys. But for real cool place.

[Game of Scones 5812]

I'll set the table, muffins.

[Game of Scones 5812]

so much clutter

[souprman 10477]

J-man I'm honoured xo

TC it's a joke list where the ascending order is who annoys him most.

 

You are more annoying than some random dog, and I am more annoying than you, the dog, and Norm.

 

Thank fuck I'm not more annoying than Chanson.

[thejjar 5031]

Man souprman's a downer when his name is ---

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Man souprman's a downer when his name is ---

It's like he's on that weird kryptonite shit Richard Pryor made in Souprman III.

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

I saw star wars: tfa again this afternoon. It holds up to the passage of time pretty well. I recommend seeing it again if you haven't yet.

 

I think seeing star wars again may have made this my most enjoyable new year's eve ever.

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

It's like he's on that weird kryptonite shit Richard Pryor made in Souprman III.

 

I don't think crack-cocaine can be considered a downer

[souprman 10477]

Actually Richard liked to freebase which is a more pure and dangerous way to smoke cocaine.

 

It involves using a chemical to turn the coke to vapor/crystals.

 

Richard used ether to do it which is why he blew himself the fuck up.

 

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I walked into this bumpin party (read: my shitty bedroom) and IMMEDIATELY locked eyes with this total hottie. Turns out I didn't even have to find something funny to kiss! I found the real deal! I met my true love tonight, and it is my roommate's e-cig that she doesn't know I stole from the kitchen. I can't wait to see where this relationship leads in 2016.

 

 

Sorry you guys couldn't come to this dope ass party (read: my shitty bedroom) but the only person who was invited was Thundercock69, and he didn't even show up. So rude. But don't worry I'm not lonely and way too drunk at all I feel great and I'm having a great time.

 

lmao happy new year, everyone!!!

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

My knowledge of cocaine is lacking but that's OK because I know that #710

[thejjar 5031]

Damn girl, like the way you smoke that e-cig

 

 

Love,

thejjar

[Game of Scones 5812]

Smoking is bad for you.

[greggy 15909]

ecigs or 'vaping' is not smoking, its more like taking a asthma inhaler with an blue led glued on it

[souprman 10477]

Ashley you are so beautiful.

 

You look like a movie star from the classic age of cinema.

 

If I were a million years younger I would be way too intimidated to legit flirt w you.

 

This post is 100% sincere and is the only nice thing I will post today.

 

That is all.

[Blink 1844]

Happy New Year's, ya weirdos

 

I'll be hot next year

[Game of Scones 5812]

ecigs or 'vaping' is not smoking, its more like taking a asthma inhaler with an blue led glued on it

 

vaping is worse than smoking because hipsters like it

 

Ashley you are so beautiful.

 

You look like a movie star from the classic age of cinema.

 

If I were a million years younger I would be way too intimidated to legit flirt w you.

 

This post is 100% sincere and is the only nice thing I will post today.

 

That is all.

 

Sincerity suits you.