Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson

[kobthatreal 5896]

 

You were screaming 'it burns' between very loud grunts of pain. I was trying to help.

I think that you're thinking of Tron. Remember, we went to school with Tron?

 

 

 

If anyone is confused let me tell you all that this is classic inside joke stuff between me and norm and soup. Feel free to ignore that like button cause I can almost promise you that you dont get it. This joke is very inside! but I know the 3 amigos love it!

[Game of Scones 5812]

the school was hogwarts

[kobthatreal 5896]

Samara will come back when we earn her back. we don't deserve her amazing, one of a kind, envelope-pushing original content and her unconditional support of all our posts, and i think we all know that.

 

I don't know ashley, i think the real problem is I didn't hand out free aloe vera leaves before my gangster rap.

[souprman 10477]

goddammit Kevin.

[apocowarg 2696]

What's a good thing to send as your first text to someone? So far I have "wat do u think bout chcikens" saved in drafts but I'm not sure that is casual enough.

[SteveH 11126]

Might as well take The Gift off my Netflix queue. THANKS HAYES.

[Game of Scones 5812]

What's a good thing to send as your first text to someone? So far I have "wat do u think bout chcikens" saved in drafts but I'm not sure that is casual enough.

 

'my face isn't really burnt'

[lizzy 1946]

"a/s/l"

[lizzy 1946]

"ho-ho beriberi"

[apocowarg 2696]

 

'my face isn't really burnt'

 

I don't think a lie is a good way to start a friendship, Norm. Is that what you think is good?

[kobthatreal 5896]

goddammit Kevin.

cause it was hot fire

 

What's a good thing to send as your first text to someone? So far I have "wat do u think bout chcikens" saved in drafts but I'm not sure that is casual enough.

 

Lol you think cause your name is wargen like a war general i will be afraid to stop you from asking texting advice? Yea. Right. Okay. Ha... Dude... Just like, fuckin.. You know what, its cool. Just this once.

[Game of Scones 5812]

 

I don't think a lie is a good way to start a friendship, Norm. Is that what you think is good?

 

I'm sorry to break this to you...even the friend zone seems like a stretch.

[lizzy 1946]

"how was trump at munich"

[Joe Lerini 7329]

#NoTallMen

Great callback.

#notallmen

What do you have against tall men?

 

 

Also, this thread got super-funny while I was away at work. Sorry to come back and mess it all up, you guys.

 

*post*

[Jon Onyx 1226]

DC forgot to say "what up what up" at the top of the show

[apocowarg 2696]

I'm a feminist, Norm, I don't believe in the friend zone. Here's my second draft: "wat does babyghost say when hurt? i hava bOoOo BoOoo lol"

[elizamuffins 4228]

The Bachelor was so off the chain you guys. Every time I watch it I am like ashamed as a woman and for all womankind really and swear I will never watch it again. How did we sink so low? I mean these are women who are EASILY the hottest woman at least 90% of the parties they go to and they are clawing each other's eyes out over a SOFTWARE SALESMAN who sometimes looks kind hot but mostly looks like an overgrown Peter Brady.I had totally resolved myself that this was FOR SURE the last ep I would ever watch when DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL WITH THE BLACK EYE?

 

sigh.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I was really enjoying just chilling in the forums without the artificial topic of a current ep to sidetrack us from just bro-ing out together over the holidays. And YES ladies are bros too now, read a article some time. Anyway I guess now we have to talk about the podcast again. I tried listening to it twice today, but didn't get a lot out of it because I was also watching tv and reading on the internet both times. Seriously, podcasts are boring as fuck, do you guys really just sit and listen to them? What do your eyes do? And your hands? Sooooo...I guess I am finally narrowing down which one of the hosts I like better. Hanes is the one who has been doing all the recent episodes, right? Because the other guy is out of town? Well that is strongly swinging my vote to Hanes. He doesn't puss out like a dick just because of holidays and traveling, like a giant dick-ass traveling little baby-ass BIIIITCH. Hanes is a stone-cold, blue-collar, workingman's hero and I'd be proud to share a beer with him.

[greggy 15909]

Seriously, podcasts are boring as fuck

fight me

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Greggy my friendo, you are just the man to answer my question. Do you knit, or do cat's cradle or something? Do you put a podcast in one ear and some good tunes in the other ear? Do you poke your fingers into your eyes so your fingers and eyes will have something to do?

 

 

Or do you not have attention deficit disorder?

[souprman 10477]

update: UPDATE: hollywood handbook forum 5 Jan 2016 Dewpoint 18 F

 

aaaaa cool poster. please say hi to Jackpot and Slackbot for me.

lizzy cool poster. my neighbor to the north. the road to beautiful Canadia is pretty much my back yard.

ALERT ALERT!!! Did you guys see JacobC's new avatar? He looks 12 years old in it! Gotta know what the deal is there.

Kevin & Norm - my little buttercups.

 

That's all for now.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Sorry I'm late. I had to finish making love to all of your parents, and someone's mom took foooorever to cum. Kevin, let me get some of those aloe wipes - I got a mess to clean up

 

 

 

 

 

(This is a fake mean joke post; I like all of you but would never have sex with your parents, no offense)

[apocowarg 2696]

silvrwoman coming in hot clear the landing zone

[rod aug 5637]

Someone said I look like Martin Shrkeli why aren't women fighting over me

[chanson 9697]

The fuck happened in here? Holy fucking christ!