Survivor MEGATHREAD

[greggy 15909]

3 PROBSTs in a row, never would have believed it if i didnt see it for myself

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Can anyone confirm or deny that Aubry is the illegitimate love child of Cochran and Sophie?

 

Nope, she's totally legit

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

Does anyone else get unreasonably sad when one of the beautiful girls cries? Or am I the only total sap in this thread?

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Solid ep. nothing too crazy. I'd give it a decent PRO on the PROBST scale but after the past three wacky and wild eps, I knew we were due for a small bit of a downswing.

 

Tribal was pretty great again though, super tense. They had me going there for a second and I thought Tai was a goner! It was also nice to see Scot in his element, sitting on the bench.

 

Does anyone else get unreasonably sad when one of the beautiful girls cries? Or am I the only total sap in this thread?

 

Nah, I felt bad for Michele too.

[honlads 8798]

nice to see Scot in his element, sitting on the bench.

 

Nice

 

As you can see in my previous notes I have been spelling Scot "Scott" quite consistently over the weeks. This is not a misspelling on my part but is in fact a brutal own. Want to dispel rumours that I did not know there was only one T that's crazy it's not true ur being crazy rn

[greggy 15909]

yeah agreed, PRO ep. btw i live in a black hole so it takes longer to get episodes or something? idk i tried tweeting neil degrasse tyson to help me workshop that one but he was too busy giving ratchet and clank the business

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

Anyone watching the episode tonight? I'm thinking Tai gets blindsided with the idol and the advantage in his pockets

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

Jeff looking sharp w black shirt orange hat combo

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

Anyone watching the episode tonight? I'm thinking Tai gets blindsided with the idol and the advantage in his pockets

 

Welp, I'm dumb

[honlads 8798]

THE FBI JOE STORY

 

 

 

 

 

[earpanther 451]

joe also had the wrong word for "letter"

[MarcusIrving 286]

Hey survivor handbook people I haven't posted in this thread but I have been watching this season and like it a lot. I'll make up some lost ground here. I watched the first ten or so seasons and didn't start catching all episodes again until last season, which was really good. I also watch Amazing Race and Big Brother but I don't know if that's cool or not here. I get very emotional when watching like yelling at the tv and stuff. Tai backstabbing Scot was one of the craziest things I've seen on the show ever. I'm a big fan of Tai but it'll be a miracle if he makes the final 3 with the way he's been putting himself out there and wasting his extra vote last week so I'm saying Aubry for the win. I also enjoy Cydney so that would be cool. Joe's crazy. Anyway I'll post in here for the final few episodes.

 

One love

[greggy 15909]

yeah tai has been messing up a lot lately and hardening up a bit making him less fun to root for

i liked the maze raft, creative comp design

if mark the chicken really does make it all the way to the end that would be great

give this one a PRO

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

Cydney be bangin out there. Looking like she's straight out of a cocoa butter commercial with that perfect skin, her hair is on point, teeth are pearly white.

Meanwhile everyone is a pimply bugbitten sunburnt scaly mess, Jason's teeth are rotting out.

Rooting for Aub at this point though.

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

Oops I double posted.

I would look like shit out there I think.

[marshall mellow 1671]

Survivor editors: " Hey, I know you like Aubry and Cydney, and yes we agree they are great, but have you seen this Michelle from the Beauty tribe ? We think you'd really like her !"

 

Me: "Michelle ? I mean she's not really my choice to win or anything ..."

 

Editors: "Really ! Wow. I'm surprised ! She's awesome. Here, take another look !"

 

---- Me watching Michelle confessionals for 2 episodes -----------------

 

Me: "Yeah, she seems okay I guess, but Aubry or Cydney have to be the winner right ? I mean, did you see the way Aubry handled Tai at the ....."

 

Editors: "No ! Forget Aubry and Cydney. You like Michelle now !!"

[honlads 8798]

Yeah Michelle is getting a heavy edit even though she's kind of boring af. Looks like they're pushing the winner but I hope not.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

What a bummer. I was hoping for Joe to go this week cause he was dead weight.....but not like this.

 

[MarcusIrving 286]

Poor Joe. Three people being taken out by medical in one season is crazy.

 

Also, every idol went to waste. I hope we get to see a superidol used in the future.

[greggy 15909]

it is sad but having the biggest goat left in the game leave on medical right before final four makes the finale that much more exciting. i really think all 4 of them have a chance at winning (tai less than the ladies but he's made some big moves and theres still a lot of show left to sway the jury). great season. PROBS ep.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Shit! I had my life savings riding on Joe winning this whole thing!

[honlads 8798]

Who knew it would be the FBI (Fat stacks of Beef Ingested) that would take down one of their own in the end

[marshall mellow 1671]

Shit!

 

Poor guy was definitely trying to Chefszki ! He was trying real hard.

[earpanther 451]

I've never gotten on board with the Michele truthers. I believe the reason we've seen some of her story is because she's in the final two or three, and she'll get to argue her case in front of a jury, and lose.

 

Aubdawg all the way - the show has been narrated by Aubry since Neal's exit, and has been shown from her perspective more than anyone else's. I think she's got this.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Mary Holland talks Survivor: http://dontgetmestar...olland-survivor

 

I feel this is an appropriate thread to post this.