Episode 130.5 - Minisode 130.5

[FisterRoboto 7499]

congrats to june and paul. another member of the HDTGM family on the way ...yeahhhhhhhhh

Did I miss something? Did they make an announcement?

[tasteslikestatic 62]

I have nothing to contribute to this thread expect for the fact that I love Sebastian Stan.

 

& that this movie is awful, but kind of fun?

 

P.S. Last year, Sebastian posted a picture of himself with all the Covenant dudes at a restaurant, & I was like, "Aw, well, at least friendships were made from this garbage-y movie!" It was kind of nice that all of the bro-witches are still bros.

[Cameron H. 23786]

Did I miss something? Did they make an announcement?

 

Dunno. I just assume everything I read on the Internet is true. Do you have a second? I'd love to tell you about chemtrails and the lizard people?

[taylor anne photo 11311]

Dunno. I just assume everything I read on the Internet is true. Do you have a second? I'd love to tell you about chemtrails and the lizard people?

[tasteslikestatic 62]

 

Dunno. I just assume everything I read on the Internet is true. Do you have a second? I'd love to tell you about chemtrails and the lizard people?

 

Off topic, but every time I see your Real Genius icon, I smile.

 

For some reason, it's been on cable A LOT the past two years, & I swear, I have to watch it every time.

 

I'm like that about Kindergarten Cop, too.

 

Something is wrong with me.

[Cameron H. 23786]

 

Off topic, but every time I see your Real Genius icon, I smile.

 

For some reason, it's been on cable A LOT the past two years, & I swear, I have to watch it every time.

 

I'm like that about Kindergarten Cop, too.

 

Something is wrong with me.

 

No, Samantha, the people who don't watch Real Genius and Kindergarten Cop every time they're on are the ones who are wrong.

 

You and I are gold.

 

[firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr 3590]

Did I miss something? Did they make an announcement?

 

https://www.facebook.com/thepaulscheer/photos/a.165147769123.118641.113247564123/10154072115884124/?type=3&theater

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

 

 

Off topic, but every time I see your Real Genius icon, I smile.

 

For some reason, it's been on cable A LOT the past two years, & I swear, I have to watch it every time.

 

I'm like that about Kindergarten Cop, too.

 

Something is wrong with me.

Between "Red Dawn" and "Real Genius", there may have maybe been twenty total minutes between 1985 and 1989 when neither of those movies were on TV.

[FisterRoboto 7499]

 

https://www.facebook...?type=3

I knew it was going to be the ONE place I missed. I checked the HDTGM facebook. I checked HDTGM, June, and Paul's twitter pages. Apparently, I missed Paul's FB and June's Insta.

[EllenM 943]

It was kind of nice that all of the bro-witches are still bros.

 

Bro-witches=britches?

 

Used in a sentence: "Man, Sebastian Stan was being such a britch as the new guy that showed up in Ipswich"

[firsttimecallerlongtimelistenr 3590]

oh dear

 

[FisterRoboto 7499]

oh dear

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLspHA8m6Ac

This movie looks like it should have been made in 2002 when everyone was trying to capitalize on Ocean Eleven's success.

 

I really wish Elijah Wood was in better movies. He's the nicest guy in the world, and Wilfred was great, but he just gets roles in really "meh" movies for some reason (I just watched The Last Witch Hunter last week, so this is something I've been thinking about quite a bit recently).

[Amy the Gorilla 732]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4

 

Something about the slap sound when it hits the floor makes me laugh every time.

[tasteslikestatic 62]

 

No, Samantha, the people who don't watch Real Genius and Kindergarten Cop every time they're on are the ones who are wrong.

 

You and I are gold.

 

 

Aw, thanks Cameron. I definitely will.

 

But seriously, those movies are such a comfort to me.

 

I really wish they'd do a Where Are They Now? on the kids from KC. It's killing me that I don't know what happened to like, 80% of them.

[tasteslikestatic 62]

Between "Red Dawn" and "Real Genius", there may have maybe been twenty total minutes between 1985 and 1989 when neither of those movies were on TV.

 

I agree. It seems like they were always on & inescapable. To be honest, Red Dawn scared the fuck out of me. Kinda still does.

[RyanSz 3140]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4

 

Something about the slap sound when it hits the floor makes me laugh every time.

Not even going to bother watching because like tayloranne's unease with spiders, I can say with all my soul, FUCK SNAKES. They are without a doubt the most terrifying animals that while I know serve a purpose in nature unlike other animals (seriously platypus what the fuck good are you?) but those things scare the ever loving shit outta me and the fact that they can open doors is even more frightening.

[RyanSz 3140]

oh dear

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLspHA8m6Ac

I saw this trailer last night and it's kinda weird with the tone they are setting for it. At times it comes off as a black comedy about dirty cops and other times it seems to be pretty straightforward and dark. It almost comes off as the trailers for Pain and Gain where it was shown as a total comedy but ended up being really dark as it was following the actual events that occurred in Miami.

[DanEngler 5249]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4

 

Something about the slap sound when it hits the floor makes me laugh every time.

My favorite part is the owner saying "good job" after the snake bellyflops. She sounds just sarcastic enough that I want to dub in Christian Bale going "OHHHH GOOD FOR YOU!" from his

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[Cameron H. 23786]

My favorite part is the owner saying "good job" after the snake bellyflops. She sounds just sarcastic enough that I want to dub in Christian Bale going "OHHHH GOOD FOR YOU!" from his

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LOL! I've never actually listened to Bale's rant before. My favorite part is when he's like, "Do you want me to kick your ass?" there's some noise like he's struggling to get to the offending party, then suddenly he's like, "Do you want me to break all your lights? I'm sure you're a nice guy..." It's like he got over to the guy and suddenly realized, Uh-oh, this guy looked a lot smaller from over there...I'm not sure if I can beat him up...How can I get out of this without appearing to be backing down? I know! "Your LIGHTS! I'm gonna beat up your lights, you nice guy you...grrrr."

[Herself 107]

Have they said when the episode is coming out? Did I miss an announcement?

[Jillybean 104]

For what it's worth, my cat is named Emma after the character Emma from Kindergarten Cop. You know, the girl whose dad's head is so big he can't wear any hats. Gosh, I love that girl. I, too, have to watch that movie if I come across it.

[taylor anne photo 11311]

Not even going to bother watching because like tayloranne's unease with spiders, I can say with all my soul, FUCK SNAKES. They are without a doubt the most terrifying animals that while I know serve a purpose in nature unlike other animals (seriously platypus what the fuck good are you?) but those things scare the ever loving shit outta me and the fact that they can open doors is even more frightening.

I knew as soon as I posted that image that I was probably opening some phobia floodgates because I know a lot of people in real life who are also afraid of snakes.

 

So I apologize Ryan Sz because no one actually posted spiders after I said that and if you're anything like me just a photo can set you off.

[Amy the Gorilla 732]

Wouldn't you know that as soon as they announce a movie about "witches," I'd stumble upon an article about what got you accused of being a witch in 1692.

 

http://mentalfloss.c...lify-witch-1692

 

My God I would get accused so fast by those standards. (Also the one about the child made me really sad.)

 

 

edit: OH DAMN! I also just found out there is another bad movie released the same time (2 months after) that had a similar name that they had to end up changing.

"The Covenant: Brotherhood of Evil" AKA "Canes" starring Edward Furlong

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480516/

[taylor anne photo 11311]

Wouldn't you know that as soon as they announce a movie about "witches," I'd stumble upon an article about what got you accused of being a witch in 1692.

 

http://mentalfloss.c...lify-witch-1692

 

My God I would get accused so fast by those standards. (Also the one about the child made me really sad.)

I never get tired of that list!

 

I love the irony behind so many of them like you can't be young OR old, you can't be poor OR rich, and you can't have a lot of children OR no children.

[RyanSz 3140]

 

LOL! I've never actually listened to Bale's rant before. My favorite part is when he's like, "Do you want me to kick your ass?" there's some noise like he's struggling to get to the offending party, then suddenly he's like, "Do you want me to break all your lights? I'm sure you're a nice guy..." It's like he got over to the guy and suddenly realized, Uh-oh, this guy looked a lot smaller from over there...I'm not sure if I can beat him up...How can I get out of this without appearing to be backing down? I know! "Your LIGHTS! I'm gonna beat up your lights, you nice guy you...grrrr."

Here is a little bit better quality audio from the rant.