Episode 454 - Return to Suicide House Part Tricks-or-Treats

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Oh no! Scott has been tricked again on his way to the Earwolf Studios and instead has arrived to the Werewolf Studios deep inside Suicide House on 1122 Boogie Woogie Avenue. The ghoulish Beuford le Barron welcomes Scott alone this time around as his brother Messmore is no longer dead. As Scott hears the cries of others residing dark in the shadows of the Suicide House he encounters familiar faces of Halloween past such as Ghost Boy, Dr. Traygo, and Leo Carpazzi & his granddaughter Scaroline. It’s time to face your fear and enter yet another Comedy Fang! Fang! complete with a special Hallowscream Freestyle Rap Contest!

[zoankkambie 887]

Yes! Scary bangbangoween to you all! I hope we find out what Beuford has been cooking up on that lab of his.

[myfeethavewheels 130]

Oh yeah! You know where I wanna go baby!

[S4082211 346]

If someone could add an Adam Scott Creeeeeeepy to the Earwolf store that'd be great.

 

Thanks,

 

Dirty Grandma

 

Ps. Good ep. Best of material for sure.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

This will be my first time listening to one of these actually knowing who Nick Wiger is, and being very much in love with him. I'm excited. Still have no idea who this Caroline chick is though, maybe next year

[Royboy 430]

I recently re-listened to the previous Suicide House episodes and I still believe that Scott was 100% justified in objecting to Swamp Thing's inclusion in the Monster Fuck.

[be easy on me 330]

They did the Fuck.

[Thomas Fiddlesticks 231]

I think Mike is Mara Wachowski now.

[CaptPukeFish 284]

"It's not halloween until we hear the freestyle monster fuck comedy bang bang rap battle"

- my mom

[IRONicmerMAN 391]

Always my favorite line: "Wolfman wolfed down Frankenstein's ass." Poetry.

[CraigEminger 468]

MOLASSES GHOST! Yess!

 

EDIT: No Messmore!? WTF!

[CraigEminger 468]

This will be my first time listening to one of these actually knowing who Nick Wiger is, and being very much in love with him. I'm excited. Still have no idea who this Caroline chick is though, maybe next year

 

Hahahha yes I am in the same boat. I only knew him as Leo, and I think I kinda recognized him from some other gigs, but now have a great fondness for the Burger Boy. Monster Squad represent!

[Atypical 74]

I have to say it was hilarious but also the worst of the Freestyle rap contests.

 

Pumpkin seeds.

[JoJeda 41]

Your creepies like to go to Arby's?

Mmm... At least three fifteenths of them.

 

It cracks me up that Dr. Traygo couldn't figure out how to reduce the fraction to one-fifth.

[Crybaby Jones 103]

I'm going to say it: Dr. Traygo is BAD at math.

[lilgaryunger 28]

A freestyle and a "Would You Rather?" in consecutive episodes? What is this, 2014? Next thing you're going to tell me is that Barack Obama is President. And that ISIS and Iraqi forces are battling it out in Mosul. And that Hillary Clinton is under investigation by the FBI. And that the Comedy Bang Bang television show is still on the air.

[Xandar1977 421]

I've been laughing for a good two minutes now at Scott saying 'doing the spliiits'

[Thomas Fiddlesticks 231]

Too bad Jessica McKenna wasn't there to jump in on that freestyle. She killed it last week.

[mikethehuman 1251]

Am scared

[IRONicmerMAN 391]

Your creepies like to go to Arby's?

Mmm... At least three fifteenths of them.

 

It cracks me up that Dr. Traygo couldn't figure out how to reduce the fraction to one-fifth.

He's a mad scientist into miniature clones, not a mathematician. Cut the guy some slack.

 

[Xandar1977 421]

It cracks me up that Dr. Traygo couldn't figure out how to reduce the fraction to one-fifth.

 

In the words of PFT on Todd Glass "Where'd you get your credentials? From a Cracker Jack box?"

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Last year, Leo changed the lyric "Igor decided to fuck his own dad" to something else. It was my favorite lyric in the Monster Fuck, and I'm glad it's back this year.

[Xandar1977 421]

Traygo also seems to be unclear on the functions of various kitchen appliances: "Pumpkins seeds. Fry them in the oven."

[NameThatPunky 804]

I really hate the Creepies character, but it was worth having Rust on just for his reactions to the Monster Fuck lyrics.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

That might be the funniest freestyle rap battle I've ever heard