Episode 178 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Friend Again

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Sean and Hayes introduce a strategy for online. Then KULAP VILAYSACK joins them in studio to help debut a new chart.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Spock it Chanson

 

[Jon Onyx 1226]

hello friends. i hope you all have a nice day

[chanson 9697]

Honestly, I think these forums are rigged against me. However, you could make the argument that this state of victimization actually puts me in a future position of power where I will be allowed to unleash unmitigated cruelty on all of you in the name of retribution and restoring the proper societal balance. So in that sense, my loss today is my gain tomorrow.

 

MAKES YOU THINK

 

*Is immediately crowned god-king and leader of r/TheRedPill by tens of thousands of angry, pasty shut-ins*

[chanson 9697]

PS - I'm re-watching The OC and... spoiler: its still the best tv show ever made. You're welcome.

[chanson 9697]

PPS - Ask me about the earth being flat. Spoiler: THEY'RE LYING TO YOU, BRO. Who's lying? EVERYONE IS. yeah... You're welcome again!

[chanson 9697]

Should I do another forum post?

 

Yeah, let's give 'em four consecutive posts.

[Bumpy 1674]

Ugh. I finally understand what 'Suck it Chanson' is about. Just like in a shitty TV Christmas special.

[BrillGrungerson 1365]

-Likes:

 

Ku Ku episodes

 

Moana soundtrack

 

Xbox video toys

 

-Dislikes:

 

Chanson's attitude

 

A scary dog

[CiscoKid 1973]

Chandon? More like 90's most loved band Hanson! (I'll show myself out)

[BrillGrungerson 1365]

Chandon^? Looks like CiscoKid finally outed himself as a chatbot

[Admiral Blaise Space-Guitar 164]

Re: Sylar from X-men

 

Why are you being so serious?

 

 

[urinalcake 1645]

Chancey-poo-bear, where's all this animosity coming from big guy? Today is a special day where daddy gives you the modem plug and you get to listen to your favorite show and talk to all your friends on the forum. Let's not forget this a privilege daddy gives and can take away if you keep skipping rocks at the neighbors boat like this ok? Now go change out of your mucky waiters and pick some dandelions for dinner.

 

And thank you to my fellow board members for being so nice to Chanksen. He was raised in seclusion at sea and his only friends were seagulls and floating milk cartons he would draw rudimentary faces on with fish guts. He's getting his land legs beneath him and I for one think he's doing a great job of interacting with society on a 2nd grade level. You get 'em CHAMP!

 

As for this episode. What a delight. I didn't wake up wearing socks, but immediately put them on shortly after. I credit this episode for said inspiration

 

Edit: Good night ciscokif. We wuv you! Don't let the bed crocs bite!

[rabidus6 25]

I'm seeing a lot of posts here but not a lot of reminders of our impending death.

[mwn 5470]

the chart theme song and all the music cues made me laugh so big. great ep./ sorry for posting

[mrsprowl 66]

So I cut out the Chart theme song, just letting the engineers know to save them some work for this soon-to-be recurring segment.

 

https://soundcloud.com/symyr/hollywood-handbook-intro-to-chart-segment

[Mr Col 49]

That theme song was amazing . Not that my opinion really matters, we'll all be dead and this forum lost to the mists of time in a couple of hundred years.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I might give this ep a listen.

[urinalcake 1645]

as an advanced member of this forum i give this episode a sure fire thumbs directly up. way way way up. and you'll know that means something when you scour though my previous episode assessments, which while positive, do not include thumbs this up.

 

now that chandalierson has been retired to his stateroom, we may commence with the adult accolades.

[Henry 3777]

Just wanted to say that the beginning of this episode made me self conscious and afraid to post anything in the forums this week, but I'm doing it anyway.

[robotam 4493]

Thanks to Sean and Hayes for bringing us great eps every week. Thanks to Kulap for being good and funny on the ep. Thanks to all the listeners for making sure the continuation of this show remains viable. But the biggest thanks goes to IP.Board for providing us with the wonderful Community Forum Software that allows us to post all of our funny thoughts!

[Henry 3777]

http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt5935574/

 

I personally think they should destroy whatever computer holds this seeso program due to it's suspiciously familiar title. Or at least have lawyer Kevin send them a strongly worded email, knife picture not mandatory.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Just wanted to say that the beginning of this episode made me self conscious and afraid to post anything in the forums this week, but I'm doing it anyway.

Oh no, I'm at the beginning of the episode now. Is there something I should be aware of?

 

EDIT: Nvm, I got there. This post is trash. See y'all next week.

 

EDIT: Nice Rogue and Gambit references early in the show this week. For real though, see y'all next week.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

For real though, I have repeatedly done the knowingly shitty joke post way too much in the past.

[The Shrekronomicon 397]

I'm still not funny, but the intro segment coerced me into making a post.

 

I'm doing kinda better because I finally got hired for a job with the help of Beeface's good vibes and possibly magic gold star stickers.

 

Night shift inventory guy at a hardware store, so no customers to interrupt my pod listening.

 

I did a whole twitter day of #trypod last week for all my favoritest casts and gave HH the highest recommendation I could fit into 140 characters.

 

In other news, I turn 30 next Tuesday and if anyone wanted to get me a present, having another Mike Hanford episode would be pretty amazing.

 

Or even a..."John Lennon" episode...?