Con Air.

[RyanSz 3140]

 

Oh wow, I just remembered an amazingly shitty line:

 

 

Guy that's about to get killed by Cyrus: "Cy..."

 

Cyrus: "...Ounara" (and then sets the dude on fire or something)

 

Yeah where he burned the drug kingpin in gasoline which led to the great shot of Nic Cage running through the exploding diner, ending with him leaping through a window. The humor here being that the explosion was shown before Cage was shown going through a non flame engulfed window/door.

[Blueman29X 72]

We could talk for at least an hour about his hair in this movie.

Do you mean this hair?

 

[jarrycanada 2483]

how does nicks hair compare to JCVD...

 

 

Who has better ass hole hair...

 

Blueman29X that should be a shampoo commercial, forever cage!

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

how does nicks hair compare to JCVD...

 

 

Who has better ass hole hair...

 

Blueman29X that should be a shampoo commercial, forever cage!

It's really not a contest. It's mullet of the GODS. Look at how it moves...

 

 

 

My God, it's glorious...

[Blueman29X 72]

Blueman29X that should be a shampoo commercial, forever cage!

 

Perhaps the greatest idea ever conceived! Available in Summer Peach, Arôme d'Abeilles, Vibrant Kryptonite, and Coppola Breeze.

[RyanSz 3140]

 

Perhaps the greatest idea ever conceived! Available in Summer Peach, Arôme d'Abeilles, Vibrant Kryptonite, and Coppola Breeze.

 

Will they also have famous cage faces on the different bottles?

 

 

It's a cage for every season!

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

 

Will they also have famous cage faces on the different bottles?

 

It's a cage for every season!

How is there NOT a honey-scented one?

[Blueman29X 72]

How is there NOT a honey-scented one?

That's the Arôme d'Abeilles. If you're interested in this at all, you could help fund my Kickstarter for Forever Cage shampoo (not really). Also while we're on the subject, who keeps bees in a burlap sack?

[RyanSz 3140]

That's the Arôme d'Abeilles. If you're interested in this at all, you could help fund my Kickstarter for Forever Cage shampoo (not really). Also while we're on the subject, who keeps bees in a burlap sack?

The same psycho bitches who come up with the notion that burning a man alive inside a wicker man can give them a better harvest.

[Blueman29X 72]

The same psycho bitches who come up with the notion that burning a man alive inside a wicker man can give them a better harvest.

Fair point!

 

[robinsbruce 4985]

Vibrant Kryptonite is my jam! 60% of the time, it works everytime.

 

[jarrycanada 2483]

How is there NOT a honey-scented one?

 

 

It should be available in honey scented and Coconut. Nick looks like a Coconut.

 

Blueman29X you fucking rule! your my new best friend. I could look at that bottle all day. I given you five stars on your profile name. Not that i am sure that does anything..

[Blueman29X 72]

It should be available in honey scented and Coconut. Nick looks like a Coconut.

Speaking of coconuts…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0yGzuoXwRY

[jarrycanada 2483]

The sad part is that there may already be a hair care product with nIcks name already on the market but just in Japan market..

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0

that man love's his Pachinko..

I love this

[Blueman29X 72]

The sad part is that there may already be a hair care product with nIcks name already on the market but just in Japan market.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0 that man love's his Pachinko.. I love this

What is this I don't even…

[jarrycanada 2483]

What is this I don't even…

 

are you talking about

? it's like a pinball game means shot machine. it's a Japanese form of gambling entertainment. .

[Blueman29X 72]

are you talking about

? it's like a pinball game means shot machine. it's a Japanese form of gambling entertainment. .

It looks like a cross between gachapon and a slot machine. Japanese commercials never cease to amaze me.

[RyanSz 3140]

 

are you talking about

? it's like a pinball game means shot machine. it's a Japanese form of gambling entertainment. .

 

Yeah exactly. My family has a Sankyo machine at our house and they come in all sorts of varieties. You are basically given so many of the little balls which you are meant to launch into the machine. You can win more balls by them landing in special spots on the board. There's no real skill to winning the game since the balls can bounce anywhere in the board off the pegs but it is quite addictive once you start playing. I don't know how they gauge winnings in Japan, but it may have something to do with how many balls you win back. The picture below is sort of what mine looks like, though my centerpiece is a slot machine which is activated by hitting a certain spot.

 

[jarrycanada 2483]

speaking of balls

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Og4LaB1Zc

[Lakinomical 1]

However you want to think of this movie,.. it would make for a GREAT fuckin' episode of HDTGM.

[Lando 2019]

Bumping this 'cause I'm watching it for the first time in a long time. It's funny to watch this after having watched Armageddon so recently because you can really feel Jerry Bruckheimer's style in both of them. This movie is dumb fun, but it feels dated.

[Lando 2019]

That was a lot more fun than I think people give it credit for. The action scenes are a bit tedious (especially the firetruck chase through Vegas), but this is probably one of Buscemi's most unique roles, Malkovich makes a perfect Cyrus the Virus and of course:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwAWJq5GjAM

[jarrycanada 2483]

this needs to be here to complete the collection.

 

Enjoy,

 

Boy, looking back we really did some amazing work here on this thread, This is a masterpeace.

This page should maybe go into the internet archives.

[Juggermax 75]

is this the movie that danny trejo was talking about when he said that John Cusak was a killer?

[Bugs Meany 69]

Adam Carolla and Bill Simmons have done some great movie breakdowns over the years, including Con Air. This should keep you guys satisfied in the meantime.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=541dmwRbt8c