Karate Dog (2005)

[BillyRay 1]

You guys gotta do this one next. What could be better than John Voight doing some CGI ninja action vs a CGI ninja dog?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hywK7SsqE8Y

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270882/

 

http://www.1channel....-The-Karate-Dog is a place you can see it.

[Johnny Unusual 525]

"Hello Clarece?"

 

That's the most random pop culture quote to use in their ever.

 

A case of all parties involved not even trying, which is funny considering what must be done to get even a direct to video movie made.

[VincentRincon 0]

Doctor Doolittle meets Enter the Dragon meets Turner & Hooch! Cho Cho, a wisecracking canine, partners with a bumbling computer-geek detective to solve his Zen masters murder and save the world from a biochemical maniac. Featuring an all-star cast and knockout special effects, Karate Dog is a hilarious romp that will have the who family howling with laughter.

Starring:

• Jon Voight
  

• Jamie Pressly
  

• Simon Rex
  

• Pat Morita
  

• Chevy Chase as Karate Dog
  

Trailer:

 

 

Full Movie:

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[Rattrap007 52]

I predict after watching this Jason will say "This movie BOGGLED MY MIND!!!"

[dlo burns 129]

What's with Jon Voight being in shitty cutesy voice over movies like Baby Geniuses?

[Rattrap007 52]

What's with Jon Voight being in shitty cutesy voice over movies like Baby Geniuses?

 

For the money I guess.

[Joven 373]

 

The cow in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist looked way more believable than that dog.

[jarrycanada 2483]

I had trouble watching that trailer, let alone the full movie. I bet the off camara action on set film is better then the movie it's self. lots of Jon Voight yelling at his agent on the phone.

 

I feel so sorry for the mothers and fathers who have to sit and watch that with there kids.

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

I had trouble watching that trailer, let alone the full movie. I bet the off camara action on set film is better then the movie it's self. lots of Jon Voight yelling at his agent on the phone.

 

I feel so sorry for the mothers and fathers who have to sit and watch that with there kids.

That reminds me of how I need to apologize to my parents for making them take me to a lot of the shit that I wanted to see when I was a kid, which definitely included the Mahoney-less "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach" and "Police Academy 6: City Under Siege" and probably a couple of Chuck Norris flicks that I can't remember.

[Missy Chrissy 40]

I was waiting for the slow mo matrix shot and I was not disappointed.

[DirkMcDonk 2]

Im sure this has been mentioned, but the search function renders it impossible to know

[DanEngler 5249]

Searching only for the longest word in the movie title (i.e. "Karate") will generally yield the best results.

[Ofcoursemyhorse 1043]

That reminds me of how I need to apologize to my parents for making them take me to a lot of the shit that I wanted to see when I was a kid, which definitely included the Mahoney-less "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach" and "Police Academy 6: City Under Siege" and probably a couple of Chuck Norris flicks that I can't remember.

 

 

To be fair, whatever terrible movies we forced our mom to take us to like Man of the House, or TMNT 2. She countered with making us watch such gems like A Price Above Rubies, or Meet Joe Black.

[DirkMcDonk 2]

 

 

To be fair, whatever terrible movies we forced our mom to take us to like Man of the House, or TMNT 2. She countered with making us watch such gems like A Price Above Rubies, or Meet Joe Black.

..you might have been abused