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Episode 238 — Marissa Wompler's Birthday Pool Party LIVE


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:05 PM

WOMP IT UP! We’re celebrating Marissa Wompler’s 17th Birthday Party LIVE from the Marina Del Rey condo HOA common area pool with Miss Listler, Marissa’s step dad Dr. Seth Wompler, and Eric “Gutterballs” Gutterman. It’s all fun in the sun until Marissa’s arch nemesis Danielle Bartiromo crashes the pool party. Grab yourself a tea, join us on the platform above the pool, and womp up the jamz!

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:18 PM

Once again my insomnia means I get to listen to this before the other East Coast chumps soundly asleep in their beds. Everything is coming up slothborn! Womp it up on a Monday!

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:19 PM

Cancel the rest of you life. It has now been rendered irrelevant by the existence of this podcast.

You may resume your life upon completion.

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:35 PM

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod...

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Posted 11 August 2013 - 11:54 PM

HOLY MOTHER OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMACARE, I HAVE BECOME A PART OF THE MARISSA WOMPLER CANON!

How? Well the alleged smooth skinned, dimply Australian who wrote Marissa a promposal is me!

Here's the link for those interested:


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 12:19 AM

For real, I haven't even listened to this yet and it is the best episode of the year.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 12:46 AM

I just know this episode is going to be awesome. Who needs sleep..

#8 Geordie McGrath

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:44 AM

Also, why is Jon Daly in the picture? New Rafflecast? I certainly hope so.

#9 Jackson1326657838

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:47 AM

I nearly choked to death. This racism in this makes Armen's "Ching Chong" bit seem like Candyland.

#10 Geordie McGrath

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 01:53 AM

View PostJackson1326657838, on 12 August 2013 - 01:47 AM, said:

I nearly choked to death. This racism in this makes Armen's "Ching Chong" bit seem like Candyland.

Sorry my friend, no matter how amazing Armen's "Ching Chong" bit was, this is CBB not Wooch

#11 Jackson1326657838

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 02:07 AM

I don't think I have ever listened to a podcast where a full two minutes after it is over, I'm still laughing uncontrollably. Well done, very well done.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 03:14 AM

oh for the love of choctaw i dont deserve this podcast! thank you soo much! magical ep

Wompler rats of nimh shout out hahah

"I put on her yoga pants one time and I felt like A GODDAMN FOOL"

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 03:55 AM

Tears- TEARS THIS MORNING when I read who was on. And then more when I saw that Jessica was pregnant and that her and Lennon's kids will surely be best friends and what is better than thaaaaat?? I think I'm going through something and need raw meat.
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:01 AM

"Jas---err, I mean, Eric". Ten minutes in. Already hilarious.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:03 AM

This podcast makes my belly button want to give head to my butthole while forcing my dick, which is tied to a chair with its eye taped open, to watch. Its just that good.

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:03 AM

"Here comes the whomp it up, whomping up your memories..." What do I say to my coworkers when the.y catch me singing this?

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:02 AM

IT'S TODAY! IT'S TODAY!!!!

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:17 AM

Oh man, Scott is killing it with these silly references. All in like the span of four minutes

"Oh! Help me OB One!"
"She's got Elvis Presley thighs!"
"What's with the Asians? It's like UCLA just got out"


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:24 AM

Woke up this morning, thought "Oh, new CBB. HOLY CRAP, WHEN WAS MARISSA'S BIRTHDAY?" and lo and behold...

It's only 9:23am, but I suspect that this will make my day. Womp it up!

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:52 AM

Only 2 minutes in, and maybe it's just my headphones, but the looping "crickets and children laughing" background audio is really distracting.. So much so that I can hear every time the loop restarts.
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