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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I love roller coasters but people do spill a lot of drinks at my house.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. "In the HEIGHTS" my ass - THEY BARELY EVEN GO ABOVE SEA LEVEL!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. No animals were harmed in the making of this film, except for when we called them eight legged freaks, that did sting a bit

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Did we ever see Pee-Wee Herman's toilet? 

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. The Mohel told everyone at the bris “I’m in such a hurry, sorry, I’m probably going to cut this short.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. I like the parts on this show when they cook meth.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Where I come from we spell "no-seeums" with a C and call them "no-cums."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. If you win an Oscar by being a pedophile, you gotta thank the little people.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. If Old Dirty Bastard and Da Baby had a rap battle, do you think my dad would come back?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  10. Why do I have to use royalty free music in my content, all I want to do is open boxes to the Queen's fire mix tape.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  11. I’m going to slap that jizz snorkel off your fat face!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Tonight girl, it's just you, me, and You, Me, & Dupree

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. RIP Uncle Robin, he's molesting cherubs in heaven now

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: one, dat ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. You can measure the beauty of a person by the number of Ts in the word “hot.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Give us this day our daily bread, and break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Can't come in today boss, I got the urethra queefs

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. What the hell are you singing about pie for? Two talented men died on that plane, Donald!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. I've been trying to move air around my apartment all day and I gotta say, I'm not a fan

    By FancyDuke,
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  20. As R. Kelly said during jellyfish season, don't worry, you'll be fine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Farts are the thorns on life’s butt rose.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Extra chicken, extra steak. Build that butt, then shake, shake, shake!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Like a fart in the wind, she’s the one that got away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Roman Polanski walks into a bar... which was weird because there were no kids to diddle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Did you hear about how on the ninth month of the Muslim calendar, a low-resolution videogame ape makes random appearances? It’s the Polygon Donkey Kong Ramadan Phenomenon.

    By El Chico Malo,
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