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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some folks whistle while they work, I like to calculate while I copulate.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  2. Meat, meat, rare filet...

    By BarnHen,
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    • 401 views

  3. You expect me to bow down and kowtow to you now? Pal, I wouldn't even know how!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  4. I was trying to do research on Dick Tracy, but the articles were too Warren Click-Beatty

    By BRich,
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  5. This goes without saying.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  6. Patience is a virtue, find it if you can: rarely in a woman, but often in a mannequin.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  7. Is she weird? Is she white? Is she promised to the night? This room isn't getting NEARLY enough head

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  8. Don't stare into my eyes as if they were eyes, stare into my eyes as if they were your own eyes staring back at you

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  9. Is milk black?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  10. Is it racist to ask if milk is black?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  11. Give me the beach boys and free my dong, I'm gonna listen to this all summer long

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  12. Who's down, ColdCat

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  13. Please like and subscribe. Easy Mike will imbibe. Literate tykes can transcribe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. May the Fuck Off be with you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. homina hominy homonym homina hominy homonym homina hominy homonym

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I'm quite litigious, but it really is none of your business which litigion I live my life by

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. I've been sooo lonely since my wife left me, someone please talk to me? I just need friends. Please oh please talk to me.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. Hot Pepper Suppositories are like my nephew Karl, they're both pains in the butt.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. You're skating on thin ice, shaking those gin dice and slating those twin mice.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. If I said you had a decomposing body would you hold help me bury it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. And don't find fault with this free advice.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  22. Smile! You're on a candid camera! Now give us a frown, because we caught you on camera shoplifting.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. So, I've been having joyless sex with my dad, and it's got me a little worried. Am I turning into my mother?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. One in the hand, Two in the bush, Three on the sidewalk, Smoke some kush.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  25. Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water? Wait a minute. Who puts a well at the top of a hill?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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