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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You're listening to The Spank Bank with your host T. Hanks, coming up; notes from my iphone, an entrepreneur, and what's this? My wifes new boyfriend?!

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 254 views

  2. Under the C, Under the B, trust me it’s better down where it’s wetter, it’s not that kind of show. Under the B

    By Freeloder,
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    • 130 views

  3. As an uneducated analingus enthusiast, I always find myself craving Aspergers. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 178 views

  4. In a financial rut? Head my word; try a nut in the butt. Just send me my cut you nerd.

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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    • 367 views

  5. I can only poop if I know God is watching

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 165 views

  6. If peeing on the floor right next to the toilet is wrong lock me up.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 197 views

  7. Running up that hill with the hounds of love, under the big sky while mother stands for comfort; cloud busting, dreaming of sheep under ice, waking the witches. Watching you without me doing the jig of life, saying hello to the earth and the morning fog.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 259 views

  8. In Who’s the Boss, Angela was clearly the boss, but it was Mona who invented the Danza Slap.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 160 views

  9. Cat people are dog people, only they like cats and post office massacres.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 177 views

  10. Am I getting laid? Brother, you betcha; I'm knee deep in puss from my dual motor Tesla.

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 186 views

  11. 'Casts rule everything around me; C.R.E.A.M. Get the funny, Tarver Tarver 'tent ya'll.

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 175 views

  12. In the land of the deaf, the third eye blind is king.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 159 views

  13. Keep your friends close and your enemies glen

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Halloween is over. You can stop eating candy out of pumpkins now.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 133 views

  15. Mi casa e poo casa

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 148 views

  16. I can’t marry you. I leave for outer space tomorrow.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 141 views

  17. “Sorry I’m not a sari” said the wedding dress to the bride.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 151 views

  18. The Real Friends Reunion

    By WorstPenis,
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    • 121 views

  19. E - A - R - W -O- L - Fuck I forgot what I was spelling.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 137 views

  20. All is fair in love and warming my balls

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 151 views

  21. A little bit softer now! And a little bit softer now! Safe to stand up in 3, 2, 1...

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  22. The Church of Cheese and Fries of Michael Bay Taints

    By Hairy_Jerry_Very_Contrary,
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    • 169 views

  23. Keep your interest rates low, and your enemies lower

    By Little B-Hole and Tainty,
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    • 120 views

  24. My name is Scott Aukerman and this is officially the new catchphrase. No takebacksies!

    By ScumHogBajillionaire,
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    • 116 views

  25. Excuse me, are you an heirloom tomato farmer? ‘Cause I’d love to take a bite of your beefsteak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 197 views
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