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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It turns out Chippendales has no relation to the Disney characters of the same name. I really shouldn’t have brought my kids there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 590 views

  2. Sandwiches can be made with toothpaste, salami, and other things, too

    By JosephSchmo,
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    • 433 views

  3. The titular host of this podcast would like to remain eponymous.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  4. One, two, three, four / What the hell’s a stevedore? / Beans on toast, beans on toast / Throw ‘em in the trash!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 231 views

  5. This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. To pee or not to pee: that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the...whoops, I just pooped myself.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  7. A-tisket a-tasket, put that lotion in the basket, baby!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  8. Attend the tale of Buddy V. / That Cake Boss guy from TLC / He works all day and works all night / Then helps people out with his second sight....

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  9. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts I would be dead because I'm a diabetic with a terrible nut allergy.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  10. Not sure what to do about those tossed salads and scrambled eggs that are callin' again? Easy - put them on the blocked call list, ya dumb doy-doy!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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    • 340 views

  11. I'm a big believer in friends with benefits - especially if I can get on their dental plan.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. They tried to bury us, they didn’t know that was our kink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. If my room was a soccer player, it would be Messi

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  14. My dear Watson, these are the freshest prints I've seen since that West Philadelphian rapper currently residing in Bel Air!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 327 views

  15. Show me the door and I'll show you my butt.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 342 views

  16. Ask Jeeves for the Mapquest directions to Circuit City, ‘cause we’re pickin’ up some HD DVDs, compadre.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 279 views

  17. I can’t believe you’d stoop so low and poop slo-mo.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 284 views

  18. Nobody tells me what the frick to do! I give the orders here and my order is frick you!

    By smitty,
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  19. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, diarrhea at supper time!

    By smitty,
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    • 383 views

  20. Trenton Makes, The World Takes pictures of Trenton making the world take pictures.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 290 views

  21. Welcome to the United States Of Comedy, daddy.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 277 views

  22. Riding bareback on a white horse and the devil’s cummin on me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 556 views

  23. RGB? More like ROYGBIV.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 478 views

  24. The turkey sandwich was even more delicious the second time.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 385 views

  25. I've got my junk in the trunk, and a butt in the front. Oh no! They put my legs on backwards!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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