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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’d like to remind the gentleman buried in horse feed that he is currently under oats.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Noun, verbs, adjectives? Quit trying to pin my words down like some dusty old moth in the Smithsonian. Instead, pin my wings down, that is how I'm most likely to escape this moth exhibit in the Smithsonian. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Failure to launch? More like failure to squanch! Wubby looby blub blub my bros!

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. I ordered an Arnold Palmer, but the waitress gave me Lou Gehrig's Disease.

    By Conductor,
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  5. PSA

    By MezzoMiller,
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  6. We gonna walk down to Eclectic Avenue and procure a selection of 1970s black market Bionic Woman commemorative tumblers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Conejos, cojones. Cojones, conejos. Let’s call the whole thing rabbit testicles.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Had a pretty Loki weekend, not too sure what Thor got up to though

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  9. Winner of Corn Digest Magazine’s “Highest Kernel Per Turd” Award for 2018

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The mood of the date changed after I asked if she'd like to compare ringworm. Women, right?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. I can’t grow facial hair very well. Thanks to my Native American genes my beard is always Apache.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, but I just realized I forgot to poke some breathing holes in there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. We thought the town baker had died, but it was only a yeast infection.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Objection! There's no way to know my clients inability to shower is connected to the Vile Odor Murders

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  15. Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. You know what, I'm a nice man and i will hear you fucking say it

    By bryce mcglynn,
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  17. I’m here to look pretty and chew bubblegum, and I’m ugly.

    By Autastic,
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  18. Don’t count your chickens. They move around a lot. It’s virtually impossible.

    By Nick Jester,
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  19. I'll flick the beans if you lick the peens!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  20. If you lived here, you'd be homeless by now. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  21.  Whether French toast or French fries, either way leave French Stewart alone while he's trying to make breakfast. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  22. I don’t have any bitcoin. Do you accept chewed cash?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Jesus has nary a qualm with your hairy palms.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. When life gives you lemons. Pay for those lemons. This ain't no citrus charity Life's running here.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. What I want to know is who was the first weirdo to look at a cow and think, "I'm gonna dress that up in my wife's frock and teach it to sing." Amiright?

    By SideofMcG,
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