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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Chapter Six: In Which The Story Ends With An Unexpected Twist And The Movie Rights Are Purchased By Kevin Smith For Six Pounds Tuppence And a Sack of Gilded Corn Cobs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. This sentence begins with the word "boat," contains one lie, and ends with the word "glass-bottomedness."

    By Schnickpot,
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  3. If you buy this Tesla I’ll throw in a free bottle of cologne. It’s called Elon’s musk and it smells terrible.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. Sharlto Copley strives to be a winner, because he knows he’s always just one “L” away from being named Shart-o.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. Throw on your Snuggie and slip on some Huggies. It’s gonna be that kind of party.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. The Rock would definitely beat Scissorhands. Johnny Depp doesn’t even know how to wrestle.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Follow me to the genital jamboree. Admission is free if you come before 3.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. A penny gathered is a Penny Marshall'd

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  9. High school wasn’t easy for Edward Penishands Jr.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin' The Moody Blues.

    By TheSuperPan,
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  11. It's 4:46 p.m. but it's 5 o'clock somewhere, mostly like over in the next time zone in a room with a slow clock that needs its battery replaced.

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  12. All our food is deep fried in hemp oil. That's the Bong John Silver's guarantee

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Not much is known about 18th century pirate Bong John Silver, other than he seemed to have never strayed more than a mile or two from Jamaica in his ship, the Queen Anne's Reefervenge

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. As far as I'm concerned, Henry Winkler will always be on the Ayyy list

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. The good news is, we found your cockatoo. The bad news is, we're going to have to infiltrate the subconscious of Ricky Schroder. Oh, excuse me -- the subconscious of "Rick" Schroder.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. 7/11 is an Inside job, all there work is done in doors.

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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  17. An experienced graphic designer will consider many options when choosing Arthur Fontsarelli, AKA the fonts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Please, call me Magic Mike. Magical Michael is my father's name.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Tonight we're gonna paint the skunk red

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Ironically, I got fired from the Fire Department for my self-immolation issues.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. The Clash of the Teen Titans Go! To the Movies presents Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  22. There are prologues and conlogues to every situation

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  23. I got a hand full of nerds, and a mouth full of skittles; gonna let a cute boy fiddle my diddle.

    By Sooby and Oogie,
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  24. There's difficult opportunities a-plenty at the school of hard knocks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Actually, a bagel with "everything" on it would cause a gravitational collapse, creating a boundary in spacetime through which matter and light could only pass inward. So just a plain bagel please

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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