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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That guy that keeps breaking in and stealing my livestock really gets my goat.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. These crows just won't shut up! I've heard of probable caws, but this is ridiculous!

    By Spagnostic,
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  3. No, when I said I "wanted to get a 'Pikachu' naked", I meant I wanted to fuck a Pokémon. Put your pants back on, pervert.

    By Spagnostic,
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  4. When I suggested that we do it like they do on the discovery channel, I didn't mean pick up our life, move to Alaska, and buy a deep sea fishing boat.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. In the morning, she didn't understand what "shit you a poem" meant. By sundown, they were husband and wife.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. In the end, the only thing he was found guilty of was having a big heart and getting illegal heart-enlargement surgery.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Don't go breaking my fart. You couldn't if you tried. Scratch that, it done broke.

    By Tedman,
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  8. Look, I'm just going to come clean with you. Unless you want the dirty come special, which is extra.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Do they call it "60-ing" when you're with a sweet B B DUB?

    By chris the piss,
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  10. "No, Seal, I am unfamiliar with any conditions directly affected by snowfall." The ophthalmologist replied

    By MrMoxie,
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  11. It wasn't until this moment, sobbing over the script for "Grumpy Old Men", did Walter Matthau realize people thought of him as old.

    By MrMoxie,
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  12. There once was a man from Nantucket. He had lotsa sex in Nantucket. Yes, he had lots of sex. a whole lot of sex. And this all took place in Nantucket.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. thankfully what you write here stays for all to read. no matter if you change your name - the world will always see.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Not enough money for a ritual , hit em with the poor-ual

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Haha that was funny

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. The Punisher like guns I'm sure; Luke Cage like that rage be pure. Foggy likes eating poop and being a stupid dickhead.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Shake, shake, shake, senora! That paint isn't going to mix itself.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  18. A tuque to the kook who can spook the most mooks! I'm looking at you, archduke Luke.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  19. I'm once, twice, five times a failure at basic math

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  20. I'm now twice the size I was as a kid. So if I was half the man I used to be I'd be a Quarterman. That won't work - I know nothing about shipbuilding.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. I understand you're deathly allergic to sodium sir, the chef said this dish was fine, but you've got to take everything he says with a pinch of salt.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Sorry to leave you behind fellas but I've got to look out for Number One. This pee's not gonna hunt itself.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. My favorite Spice girl is Mel B. I just always thought it was nice of them to include a little, Jewish Spaceballs director.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Did you say you two are thick as thieves or thick ass thieves, because I'm into big burglar babes.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  25. swish go broomstick. meow go cat. cash go bank balance making daddy fat.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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