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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. More like Bill Nye the Bow Tie Guy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Jack-off all trades, masturbator of none.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. There ain’t nuttin’ like nuttin’!

    By McJizzerson,
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    • 214 views

  4. In the Midwest, people will refuse to have the last laugh.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  5. Is scrapbooking still a thing? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Give me your tired, your poor, your curdled asses yearning to break free of their britches.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Give me your thick caulk, home improvement specialist!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. My stepdad came to my piano recital, hard

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. My grandpa, a doorknob polisher, always used to say “Knob jobbing is like any other art form: You get paid to suck dick.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. To be touched by a man with purpose in his hands, hide dog treats in your ass at the airport

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. I’ve had the stinky bottom blues ever since my baby left me this value pack of baby back ribs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold. My anus is the center hole.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  13. A fun time with jellyfish, or a cure from your bladder. Like a short electrician, I wish for the latter.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. So Mr. Piper, you mean to tell me and our esteemed jury that the peppers were already pickled when you picked them? J'accuse!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. All your baseballs are belong to us, watch your face fall as I eat this rust

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. And I think that would go a little something like this.... *FART NOISE*

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Having the last laugh is only good if it's not past the expiration date.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. You can't paraphrase a password or parachute your last bird, but you can shoot a parrot who's had the last word.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. She steals Seal's meals right from Seal's bedside. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 152 views

  20. Oliver Klozoff, Amanda Hugginkiss, when I was callin' Moe's, man, I couldn't picture this

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Ah, gentlemen. You know why we are here. We've not much time and quite a podcast here.

    By Catchus Phrase Superstar,
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  22. Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 342 views

  23. Three strikes is an out, and four balls a walk; deep in the hen house, you find the best cocks. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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    • 285 views

  24. Del Close eat your heart out

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. If keeping time is hip, then consider these implants a metronome. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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    • 372 views
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